The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13895. | Costin (costin85) | 38.06 | 93% | 2020-07-26 |
| 13896. | Black (sqipy) | 38.06 | 86% | 2013-12-14 |
| 13897. | Vaida Cosmin (tulucu) | 38.06 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 13898. | 🏎️RIMZzzz (hotwheelz92) | 38.05 | 95% | 2023-08-20 |
| 13899. | Buffoon (famine) | 38.05 | 86% | 2017-01-24 |
| 13900. | Player (player_99) | 38.05 | 91.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 13901. | Ashik (ashikboney) | 38.05 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| 13902. | 戴 (daiyuxiao) | 38.05 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 13903. | BILAL (bilalmajid) | 38.04 | 94% | 2023-04-17 |
| 13904. | Parsa (parsavevo) | 38.04 | 95% | 2020-08-06 |
| 13905. | Kert (august24) | 38.04 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 13906. | Novice (p_jr) | 38.04 | 91% | 2016-02-23 |
| 13907. | wan (wms123) | 38.04 | 89% | 2012-04-23 |
| 13908. | typerhyper (hypertypert) | 38.03 | 93.9% | 2023-09-10 |
| 13909. | rajni (rajnibagar) | 38.03 | — | 2009-08-31 |
| 13910. | Jeff (jeffdarling46@yahoo.com) | 38.03 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 13911. | Shreesh (shreesh) | 38.02 | 95% | 2019-11-29 |
| 13912. | Iumienna (iumiedearest) | 38.02 | 95% | 2023-02-25 |
| 13913. | Igor (__igor) | 38.02 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 13914. | ghxstly-_-kid (ghxstlykid) | 38.02 | 93% | 2021-09-21 |
| 13915. | Angga (angga99) | 38.02 | 86% | 2016-05-17 |
| 13916. | Victor (victor007) | 38.01 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
| 13917. | MAIMOONA (maimoona) | 38.01 | 94% | 2013-03-27 |
| 13918. | Hsuan-Yi (hyl770706) | 38.01 | 92% | 2011-10-23 |
| 13919. | muhammed (shihabudheen) | 38.01 | 90% | 2012-09-18 |
| 13920. | leo (leohenry77) | 38.01 | 93% | 2013-08-01 |
| 13921. | sicar (carsim) | 38.01 | — | 2009-12-25 |
| 13922. | Timotej (mistimmo) | 38.00 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13923. | Noel (noey) | 38.00 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 13924. | Adam (o0bananarama0o) | 37.99 | 89% | 2017-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |