When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4586. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 99.53 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 4587. | Noah (noahongkhoa) | 99.53 | 97.7% | 2023-07-08 |
| 4588. | not your dad (buthee) | 99.53 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 4589. | Master (mcrockett) | 99.53 | 97% | 2017-01-10 |
| 4590. | Jason (supergjason) | 99.52 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4591. | Stanley (stanleyzhang9) | 99.52 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 4592. | Dylan (dmc71298) | 99.52 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 4593. | Sybmolicism (symbolicism) | 99.52 | 100% | 2021-02-01 |
| 4594. | Saikat (saikat2) | 99.51 | 99% | 2025-11-01 |
| 4595. | George (ausp1c1ous) | 99.51 | 99% | 2022-09-27 |
| 4596. | tstats[pook_dvorak] (pook_d... | 99.51 | 96.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 4597. | Anton (antonbj3) | 99.51 | 97% | 2016-12-29 |
| 4598. | =) (fofusak) | 99.49 | 96% | 2016-12-12 |
| 4599. | r0hkx (r0hkx) | 99.48 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 4600. | Lazarus (otissistrunk1) | 99.48 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 4601. | Rob (shopwired) | 99.48 | 91% | 2016-12-02 |
| 4602. | Do Dat (itzdatmc) | 99.47 | 97% | 2025-11-05 |
| 4603. | Shapes (yshapes) | 99.47 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 4604. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 99.46 | 98.3% | 2024-08-18 |
| 4605. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 99.45 | 98.3% | 2025-04-22 |
| 4606. | Khairul (kyziq11) | 99.44 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 4607. | Im Hacker (im_hacker) | 99.44 | 99% | 2022-04-04 |
| 4608. | sidm (sidm) | 99.44 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 4609. | jeremiah (the_bullfrog) | 99.43 | 98% | 2025-05-12 |
| 4610. | Maxlan (maxlan) | 99.43 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 4611. | Harper (cpmaniac) | 99.43 | 97% | 2020-02-08 |
| 4612. | Deniz (usrbin) | 99.43 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 4613. | Tan (tim0909) | 99.42 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 4614. | Brandon (bwen_wen) | 99.42 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4615. | Gabriel (gabreewl) | 99.42 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |