I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12783. | Notyabusiness (theodoric) | 81.83 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 12784. | Nectarios (locomolotov) | 81.83 | 93% | 2021-05-20 |
| 12785. | deegl0rd (stimoze) | 81.83 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 12786. | Roland (radambc) | 81.83 | 99% | 2023-05-31 |
| 12787. | OGtypershark (ogtypershark) | 81.82 | 98% | 2025-03-09 |
| 12788. | Kikka (g8n_renzan) | 81.82 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 12789. | Sam (sam3456) | 81.82 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 12790. | Diego (damg22) | 81.81 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
| 12791. | Ginso (ginsophd) | 81.81 | 98% | 2018-08-17 |
| 12792. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 81.81 | 99% | 2024-09-20 |
| 12793. | jlsyber (jlsyber) | 81.80 | 98.8% | 2023-08-07 |
| 12794. | nic (rainbowarsenal) | 81.80 | 95% | 2019-01-15 |
| 12795. | Josh (juicelrd) | 81.80 | 96% | 2020-08-02 |
| 12796. | Amit (amtijais) | 81.80 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 12797. | ghaws (ghaws) | 81.80 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12798. | Hessi (hessijames) | 81.80 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 12799. | J Dog (biggbrian) | 81.79 | 98% | 2025-01-14 |
| 12800. | jawad (jiqlsh) | 81.79 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 12801. | Viet (vietbui99) | 81.79 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 12802. | Ghost (ghost_animator) | 81.79 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 12803. | Glufius (glufius) | 81.79 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 12804. | GoldN~ (goldnugget) | 81.79 | 98% | 2017-12-02 |
| 12805. | Chipper (chipperdiglett) | 81.79 | 99% | 2021-04-27 |
| 12806. | 🦥 (isitenough) | 81.79 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 12807. | nateee (natecordero) | 81.79 | 96% | 2018-09-07 |
| 12808. | ozamandias (orbman_) | 81.77 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 12809. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 81.77 | 96% | 2023-08-05 |
| 12810. | Taufik (taufik_thd) | 81.76 | 99.4% | 2023-11-29 |
| 12811. | sweet (sweet_88) | 81.76 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 12812. | vamsi (vamsivadrevu) | 81.76 | 99% | 2018-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |