So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10520. | _AquaFortis_ (_aquafortis_) | 84.59 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 10521. | RIP yomps (dtfps) | 84.59 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 10522. | janer (jcamann) | 84.59 | 98% | 2011-11-22 |
| 10523. | H (docsattar) | 84.59 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
| 10524. | swag (alan20854) | 84.58 | 95% | 2014-06-22 |
| 10525. | Klunky (liamrob) | 84.58 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 10526. | Chris (icup) | 84.58 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 10527. | Alex (evoamac) | 84.58 | 99% | 2011-08-22 |
| 10528. | lebron (lebron_mccain) | 84.57 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
| 10529. | arichnad (arichnad) | 84.57 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 10530. | Tony (naka__) | 84.57 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 10531. | ahmed (angeampire) | 84.57 | 95% | 2013-09-24 |
| 10532. | Rocko (rockotaco) | 84.56 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 10533. | razy (razynurin) | 84.56 | 96% | 2011-08-21 |
| 10534. | HazeltheBear (hazelthebear) | 84.56 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 10535. | Carter (carterps2ss) | 84.56 | 95% | 2015-02-10 |
| 10536. | Garrett (insanitymage) | 84.55 | 93% | 2015-04-07 |
| 10537. | Darrell (rocky814) | 84.55 | 94% | 2016-06-27 |
| 10538. | Mancini (mancini) | 84.55 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 10539. | kirasu (alihan8) | 84.54 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
| 10540. | undefined (epsylon) | 84.54 | 96% | 2013-07-11 |
| 10541. | Nikos (nikpag00) | 84.54 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 10542. | B. (karn555) | 84.54 | 96% | 2014-02-16 |
| 10543. | N (crazycalm007) | 84.53 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 10544. | Kaighte (kaighte) | 84.53 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 10545. | ryan (10thdentist) | 84.53 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 10546. | Kevin (no2pzl) | 84.53 | 97% | 2013-09-29 |
| 10547. | Justin (pwee_tee_ef_owe) | 84.53 | 96% | 2014-12-09 |
| 10548. | Typo (fingooli) | 84.53 | 96% | 2015-09-12 |
| 10549. | Bala (balawastaken) | 84.52 | 95% | 2022-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |