It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 268. | Adm1n (vilius8) | 115.54 | 99% | 2020-07-17 |
| 269. | Sung Joon (sjwon3789) | 115.51 | 99% | 2018-12-13 |
| 270. | joel (joey172) | 115.48 | 98% | 2020-05-16 |
| 271. | orange (ringularity) | 115.47 | 98% | 2020-04-25 |
| 272. | pugtaka (pugtaka) | 115.36 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 273. | (zest) | 115.24 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 274. | (scaphism) | 115.06 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 275. | ॐ ღ kelz ღ ॐ ♥ wa... | 115.06 | 99% | 2017-10-24 |
| 276. | dank nissan (osubora) | 114.95 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
| 277. | Daniel (dabeh) | 114.87 | 98% | 2019-08-23 |
| 278. | Pauline (kumbee) | 114.74 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 279. | jawn (turtlesrule) | 114.69 | 99% | 2020-07-15 |
| 280. | pingu (pinguefy) | 114.60 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 281. | TvDM (lovelyscream) | 114.58 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 282. | Sangyoung (ddragoons) | 114.40 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
| 283. | Gary (kareemhunt) | 114.37 | 98% | 2019-05-17 |
| 284. | Jim (ifeelhyper) | 114.31 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 285. | Leon (az1n) | 114.17 | 98% | 2020-01-18 |
| 286. | Evan (simplexi) | 114.16 | 99% | 2018-09-08 |
| 287. | Matthew (mhhuang) | 114.05 | 98% | 2018-06-20 |
| 288. | might quit cause (theyellow... | 114.04 | 98% | 2018-05-28 |
| 289. | Comeonn1 (comeonn1) | 113.97 | 99% | 2019-08-03 |
| 290. | Post (postavant) | 113.94 | 99% | 2020-10-28 |
| 291. | ` (f6lyx) | 113.93 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 292. | Anton (antonchen) | 113.81 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 293. | cow (cowerino) | 113.72 | 99% | 2019-12-17 |
| 294. | Christian (cslarsenhhkb) | 113.70 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 295. | Priest (priestmlh) | 113.64 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 296. | Bremitorix (bremitorix) | 113.62 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 297. | Alex (alexyeh123) | 113.54 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |