The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14581. | MrJacket (mrjacket) | 80.85 | 95% | 2021-04-19 |
| 14582. | Caramel (saltyourcaramel) | 80.85 | 95.6% | 2024-07-25 |
| 14583. | chicken (chethan819) | 80.85 | 97.2% | 2023-11-24 |
| 14584. | Josh (tinman430) | 80.85 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 14585. | Louis (lsgwiz) | 80.85 | 95% | 2016-09-13 |
| 14586. | HamP (hamzaabamboo) | 80.85 | 94% | 2016-08-28 |
| 14587. | Oliver (oliverrobb) | 80.85 | 92% | 2016-05-07 |
| 14588. | Instant Death Pro (akimura) | 80.85 | 92% | 2015-12-20 |
| 14589. | zenes (zenes) | 80.84 | 98% | 2024-12-03 |
| 14590. | Zak (zracerr) | 80.84 | 98% | 2025-06-09 |
| 14591. | raiymbek (rickbaishuak) | 80.84 | 97% | 2024-04-19 |
| 14592. | Kapal Tua :v (cream777) | 80.84 | 96.4% | 2024-01-19 |
| 14593. | antifragile (antifragile) | 80.84 | 96.2% | 2024-12-02 |
| 14594. | falsz (falsz) | 80.84 | 91% | 2014-06-22 |
| 14595. | Storm (stormcenter) | 80.84 | 97% | 2013-06-07 |
| 14596. | en (en_revol) | 80.84 | 94% | 2013-08-27 |
| 14597. | sigma rizzler (sigmarizz69420) | 80.83 | 98% | 2024-10-28 |
| 14598. | Klitoris (klitoris) | 80.83 | 98% | 2024-01-27 |
| 14599. | David (dgiddens928) | 80.83 | 97.3% | 2025-01-17 |
| 14600. | jacob (ballsandwieners) | 80.83 | 97.6% | 2024-05-04 |
| 14601. | maxnevans (maxnevans) | 80.83 | 98% | 2024-08-16 |
| 14602. | Mannered Youth (mannered_yo... | 80.83 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 14603. | Adam (hodowcaowiec) | 80.83 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 14604. | Marks (hawkey15) | 80.83 | 97% | 2018-09-30 |
| 14605. | ❄IcyFoxer🦊 (deamonfox) | 80.83 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 14606. | Reuven (rreuven) | 80.83 | 94% | 2016-07-21 |
| 14607. | Ella (ella_s) | 80.83 | 87% | 2015-07-23 |
| 14608. | Bo (bowelz) | 80.83 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 14609. | Silentlisp (silentlisp) | 80.82 | 96.8% | 2024-03-14 |
| 14610. | Zachary (zacdos) | 80.82 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |