The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29574. | Thomas (1nielsenth) | 55.70 | 90% | 2016-02-19 |
| 29575. | Nathaniel (naetanator) | 55.69 | 94% | 2019-06-23 |
| 29576. | ho (ooaoaoaooa) | 55.69 | 94% | 2023-08-03 |
| 29577. | khk3 (hk3f__) | 55.69 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 29578. | H A N S (hans_bk) | 55.69 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 29579. | Roshan (roshan_) | 55.69 | 94% | 2020-07-29 |
| 29580. | mushi (musfiq) | 55.69 | 95% | 2018-11-16 |
| 29581. | Michael (dunsterville) | 55.69 | 94% | 2021-05-25 |
| 29582. | Boon (boonboy) | 55.69 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 29583. | jay (anaclagon) | 55.69 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 29584. | fershky (fershky) | 55.68 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 29585. | tstats[ryguys] (ryguys) | 55.68 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 29586. | fissionAgate (fis_ag) | 55.68 | 95% | 2023-05-08 |
| 29587. | Simon (hexage) | 55.68 | 90% | 2012-10-17 |
| 29588. | Setthawut (iauntype) | 55.68 | 92% | 2014-05-23 |
| 29589. | Dang (minhdungonly) | 55.68 | 95% | 2013-01-30 |
| 29590. | max (himunesh) | 55.67 | 91% | 2012-02-16 |
| 29591. | Bob (redytedyultra) | 55.67 | 93% | 2014-04-23 |
| 29592. | Noah Ignacio (nachos_7575) | 55.66 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 29593. | Elo (eloh) | 55.66 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 29594. | Shivak (shivaksachdeva961) | 55.66 | 92% | 2012-10-26 |
| 29595. | ro (romaklai) | 55.66 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 29596. | Askhat (askhat) | 55.65 | 91% | 2015-06-26 |
| 29597. | Lee (hk120gb) | 55.65 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 29598. | Clicky (clicky_clacky) | 55.65 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 29599. | Jason (postmaster) | 55.65 | 93% | 2019-11-25 |
| 29600. | Raisin (annielam) | 55.64 | 95% | 2016-05-06 |
| 29601. | bit harsh (gifman) | 55.64 | 95% | 2022-11-19 |
| 29602. | Rejaul Karim (rejauldu) | 55.64 | 94% | 2013-02-25 |
| 29603. | luscious (lusciouslemons) | 55.63 | 95% | 2022-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |