So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22634. | xiagox (xiagox) | 64.38 | 97% | 2011-12-04 |
| 22635. | Sardorbek (batiskaf) | 64.38 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
| 22636. | lisa (little_bee) | 64.38 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 22637. | thilidor (iceman8080) | 64.38 | 95% | 2013-11-22 |
| 22638. | Etoragon (etoragon) | 64.37 | 96.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 22639. | Kek_LordDvorak (kek_lorddvo... | 64.37 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 22640. | Jacob (pjacobh) | 64.37 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 22641. | Ramil (ramilamparo) | 64.37 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 22642. | Lob (st2016) | 64.37 | 96% | 2016-10-08 |
| 22643. | Denis (1nadequacy) | 64.37 | 95% | 2016-04-19 |
| 22644. | Mikhael (kupukupu) | 64.36 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 22645. | A (letham) | 64.36 | 94% | 2013-01-07 |
| 22646. | josh (opticalshadow) | 64.35 | 92% | 2016-05-09 |
| 22647. | Nazrul (mnnazrul) | 64.35 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 22648. | Shayna (i_scorpio) | 64.35 | 95% | 2014-04-08 |
| 22649. | Kristyl (careless_thunder) | 64.35 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 22650. | Ronnie (venomrdr) | 64.34 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 22651. | harey (harey18) | 64.34 | 95% | 2023-05-10 |
| 22652. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 64.34 | 91% | 2016-04-24 |
| 22653. | John (j2469) | 64.34 | 97.4% | 2023-11-01 |
| 22654. | Neil (spiritup) | 64.34 | 93% | 2014-04-24 |
| 22655. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 64.34 | 96% | 2015-07-23 |
| 22656. | Édouard (edouard48) | 64.33 | 92% | 2016-10-08 |
| 22657. | Rafael (23woodyj) | 64.33 | 96% | 2016-08-05 |
| 22658. | Anas Afinaz Aidil (anasisti... | 64.33 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 22659. | Hanif (fivess) | 64.33 | 94% | 2020-10-13 |
| 22660. | Jakis (polishboy12221) | 64.33 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 22661. | Eduardo (xgoivo) | 64.33 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 22662. | Austin (quanglamtran346) | 64.33 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 22663. | ahmet (ahmetyilmaz2002) | 64.33 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |