I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2440. | VirtualKai (virtualkai) | 80.43 | 95% | 2025-02-25 |
| 2441. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 80.43 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2442. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 80.43 | 94% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2443. | FanchenBao (fanchenbao) | 80.40 | 96.9% | 2024-07-27 |
| 2444. | Pau (paupaw) | 80.40 | 96.3% | 2024-09-02 |
| 2445. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 80.40 | 97% | 2023-09-22 |
| 2446. | ReptilianBird (reptilianbird) | 80.39 | 96.2% | 2025-04-05 |
| 2447. | (sosjiz) | 80.37 | 95% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2448. | Durgesh Pachghare (inv3nt0r) | 80.36 | 96.1% | 2024-02-26 |
| 2449. | Alan (alanyoung) | 80.35 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 2450. | pail (angertyper) | 80.32 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
| 2451. | Igor (igorouterelo) | 80.31 | 97% | 2024-09-16 |
| 2452. | Gejus (cockcockuawahh) | 80.31 | 95% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2453. | Jul (happypig2) | 80.27 | 98% | 2024-12-19 |
| 2454. | MertEmre (mertemre) | 80.25 | 96.7% | 2024-03-24 |
| 2455. | Ugo (_ugo_) | 80.22 | 96.6% | 2024-09-02 |
| 2456. | jackson (glandularissue) | 80.21 | 96.8% | 2024-10-22 |
| 2457. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 80.16 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2458. | Tsarina (tsarinadaeyra) | 80.15 | 98% | 2024-12-23 |
| 2459. | Adam (armen32cz) | 80.15 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 2460. | -rjas- (_rjas_) | 80.14 | 97.4% | 2024-05-22 |
| 2461. | Tom (twrig144) | 80.14 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 2462. | Bruce (dirtywhite_) | 80.10 | 98% | 2024-04-04 |
| 2463. | Benga (skebengat) | 80.09 | 96.6% | 2023-12-06 |
| 2464. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 80.08 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| 2465. | Kate (kate676) | 80.06 | 97% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2466. | Abdullah (abualakhras) | 80.06 | 97.7% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2467. | lejo (lejo5356) | 80.05 | 94.4% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2468. | Brad (brad2024) | 80.04 | 95.6% | 2024-07-01 |
| 2469. | Rachan (khatarina) | 80.02 | 96% | 2024-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |