What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 824. | Bara (mrbobby) | 92.76 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 825. | BahDude (majduddin8) | 92.73 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 826. | Igor (igorjosifoski) | 92.72 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 827. | falling down (_nirvana) | 92.70 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 828. | Jade (sylly) | 92.68 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 829. | Austin (dorrzun) | 92.66 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
| 830. | Carlos (estevaoima) | 92.63 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
| 831. | Paul (pkehrer) | 92.63 | 99% | 2020-07-14 |
| 832. | LULU (luluthecow) | 92.60 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 833. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 92.59 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
| 834. | エリカ (erzas) | 92.56 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 835. | Wimawa (bomiis) | 92.55 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 836. | sophisticatedbeaver (sophis... | 92.53 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 837. | andrew (actuallysoup) | 92.51 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 838. | Eujean (eujean) | 92.50 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 839. | (floofyaltaria) | 92.47 | 98% | 2020-03-10 |
| 840. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 92.43 | 99% | 2019-04-01 |
| 841. | (treje) | 92.43 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 842. | Sean (wingless8ird) | 92.43 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 843. | accuracy (disk_chord) | 92.42 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| 844. | default car (typingslowly) | 92.40 | 96% | 2020-08-12 |
| 845. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 92.39 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 846. | Tom (timroddle) | 92.36 | 97% | 2018-10-14 |
| 847. | Hmm (sironronron) | 92.32 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 848. | Phil (pliao39) | 92.28 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 849. | Sonny (sonson88) | 92.26 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
| 850. | (roiii) | 92.22 | 98% | 2019-05-17 |
| 851. | quite fast (edonn) | 92.22 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 852. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 92.21 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
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