So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16276. | mhee (hangzoon) | 74.38 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 16277. | Anna (amd617) | 74.38 | 94% | 2016-04-26 |
| 16278. | Eddie (veesmil) | 74.37 | 94% | 2022-04-01 |
| 16279. | Mateus (k0walsk1) | 74.37 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 16280. | Italo (italus) | 74.37 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 16281. | hiTman (ubiubi) | 74.37 | 95% | 2013-02-25 |
| 16282. | blueturtle (esraels) | 74.37 | 93% | 2013-09-29 |
| 16283. | chris (aito_cornaro) | 74.36 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 16284. | ProLegit (prolegitnoobboi) | 74.36 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 16285. | Rezzel Therese (xymomelum) | 74.36 | 97% | 2011-12-15 |
| 16286. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 74.36 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 16287. | twitch.tv/muazamkamal (muaz... | 74.36 | 93% | 2016-12-05 |
| 16288. | Ju (juknju) | 74.36 | 97% | 2013-01-18 |
| 16289. | Sarah (snmn211) | 74.36 | — | 2010-01-16 |
| 16290. | JesúsFedericoAlvarezRivera... | 74.36 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 16291. | Crock112 (crock112) | 74.35 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 16292. | moofasa (macywood) | 74.34 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 16293. | John (exodinez) | 74.34 | 91% | 2013-10-22 |
| 16294. | (abcivashritt) | 74.34 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 16295. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 74.34 | 95% | 2013-11-27 |
| 16296. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 74.34 | 94% | 2017-02-02 |
| 16297. | Vu (comxyz) | 74.34 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 16298. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 74.34 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 16299. | Pavel (trialtry) | 74.33 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 16300. | FreePalestine (basel_mohamed) | 74.33 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 16301. | JOE (jefmanfastfinger) | 74.33 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 16302. | Idead (idead) | 74.33 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 16303. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 74.33 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 16304. | thomas (thomasdevlin820) | 74.33 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 16305. | Michael (micklepru) | 74.33 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |