So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16906. | Uber (ubaer) | 73.37 | 93% | 2015-09-26 |
| 16907. | acrymoore (acrymoore) | 73.37 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 16908. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 73.37 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 16909. | Tram (pydu222) | 73.37 | 95% | 2012-12-11 |
| 16910. | khater (giftedkhater) | 73.36 | 96.4% | 2023-05-25 |
| 16911. | Shruf (shruf) | 73.36 | 94% | 2015-04-02 |
| 16912. | Cameron (ballsinyourface) | 73.36 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 16913. | arjun22 (arjun22) | 73.36 | 93% | 2016-11-05 |
| 16914. | Parag (parag776) | 73.35 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 16915. | alex (alexyan) | 73.35 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 16916. | Delirious (deliriousbadger) | 73.35 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 16917. | - (chicharrin) | 73.35 | 95% | 2012-11-26 |
| 16918. | Danny (buttonbasher) | 73.35 | 94% | 2014-11-07 |
| 16919. | Setareh (setareh_n_g) | 73.35 | 94% | 2013-02-17 |
| 16920. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 73.35 | 97% | 2018-01-01 |
| 16921. | Faris (farisyo) | 73.35 | 93% | 2016-08-05 |
| 16922. | IHaveArthritus (loabing) | 73.34 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 16923. | ? (p01y) | 73.34 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 16924. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 73.34 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 16925. | Mad (dzedye) | 73.34 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 16926. | Christina (ctina_lil_azn) | 73.34 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 16927. | (majernja) | 73.33 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 16928. | kerem (cattle61) | 73.33 | — | 2009-04-05 |
| 16929. | Migu (migu) | 73.33 | 92% | 2013-02-06 |
| 16930. | Paul (theslim) | 73.32 | 100% | 2014-07-26 |
| 16931. | roflzord (neraa) | 73.32 | 97% | 2015-10-30 |
| 16932. | ruksun (nocredit) | 73.32 | 96% | 2013-06-25 |
| 16933. | Dat (jgatz) | 73.32 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 16934. | Isidora (isidoradj) | 73.32 | 97% | 2016-05-23 |
| 16935. | Evan (ricebuns) | 73.31 | 94% | 2012-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |