Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39403. | SecretK (secretk) | 31.26 | 95% | 2020-12-24 |
| 39404. | nice (muse) | 31.25 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 39405. | whilie (whilie) | 31.23 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 39406. | Esrat Efty (israt_ifty) | 31.23 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| 39407. | Roman (roman29) | 31.22 | 94.2% | 2023-10-24 |
| 39408. | yavor (janb99) | 31.20 | 84% | 2014-04-30 |
| 39409. | Sergey (sprihodko) | 31.20 | 96% | 2014-05-30 |
| 39410. | merylene (merylene) | 31.20 | 94% | 2022-11-08 |
| 39411. | bewd (bewd) | 31.20 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 39412. | Amanchik (amanchik) | 31.19 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 39413. | juan dela cruz (bobdacir15) | 31.18 | 89% | 2011-07-08 |
| 39414. | Losel (losel92) | 31.18 | 96% | 2017-08-30 |
| 39415. | Mr. (superfat) | 31.17 | 91% | 2020-05-12 |
| 39416. | rafi (club86) | 31.17 | 93% | 2020-04-09 |
| 39417. | Adam (skynet) | 31.16 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| 39418. | Lambert (capricorn_93) | 31.16 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 39419. | Tanner (tanman0122) | 31.15 | 82% | 2015-04-04 |
| 39420. | Gundasorus (gundaymk) | 31.15 | 80% | 2013-02-28 |
| 39421. | Leo (epaule) | 31.15 | 85% | 2012-10-22 |
| 39422. | Subi (subi_jeonsa) | 31.15 | 94% | 2020-03-31 |
| 39423. | Chichi (chichis) | 31.15 | 95% | 2012-02-15 |
| 39424. | Sharon (diaquoise) | 31.15 | 96% | 2023-04-09 |
| 39425. | Lukáš (kaloo_) | 31.15 | 93% | 2017-06-21 |
| 39426. | sridhar (sridhar10) | 31.14 | 77% | 2017-04-03 |
| 39427. | Bob (bob_loblawrl) | 31.14 | 94% | 2018-03-07 |
| 39428. | sinem (sinem_ozker) | 31.14 | 96% | 2016-05-10 |
| 39429. | Kyle (candyman95) | 31.13 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 39430. | pratyush (pratyush96) | 31.13 | 94% | 2015-09-29 |
| 39431. | zayed (starnova3737) | 31.13 | 92% | 2021-03-02 |
| 39432. | cheng (jhengme) | 31.13 | 95.3% | 2023-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |