And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16179. | Jahangeer (jahangeer_khan_979) | 85.88 | 96% | 2012-11-19 |
| 16180. | texel (texelz) | 85.88 | 89% | 2013-12-02 |
| 16181. | Jax (jaxsta) | 85.87 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| 16182. | Louis (lightningpirate) | 85.87 | 96% | 2012-04-03 |
| 16183. | Dung (dpham512) | 85.87 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 16184. | Jason (zidea) | 85.87 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 16185. | FGS (simo666) | 85.86 | 96% | 2023-10-08 |
| 16186. | Ed (metagyn44) | 85.86 | 96% | 2012-09-03 |
| 16187. | Ivan (budabudimir) | 85.86 | 95% | 2016-06-28 |
| 16188. | Tej (steadt) | 85.86 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
| 16189. | Matt (mjat87) | 85.86 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 16190. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 85.85 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 16191. | Oleksii (leshapotato) | 85.85 | 99% | 2020-05-13 |
| 16192. | Rick (outrunwolf) | 85.85 | 96% | 2014-06-17 |
| 16193. | Daniel (lumpiarz) | 85.85 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 16194. | Gil (gil_vegliach) | 85.85 | 98% | 2016-03-13 |
| 16195. | Dhruvin (dhrmehta) | 85.84 | 95% | 2016-11-06 |
| 16196. | Elliot (elliotlui) | 85.84 | 98% | 2012-03-25 |
| 16197. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 85.84 | 98% | 2017-09-14 |
| 16198. | abc (thedumpster) | 85.84 | 97% | 2023-07-06 |
| 16199. | Ryan (ryanhz) | 85.83 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 16200. | Joe (thekorean19) | 85.83 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 16201. | Patrick (patrickv0715) | 85.83 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 16202. | John (johnbass3) | 85.83 | 95% | 2012-12-10 |
| 16203. | Untitled (titled) | 85.83 | 97% | 2015-10-31 |
| 16204. | sebastian (mikamiika) | 85.83 | 99% | 2021-03-02 |
| 16205. | Nikki (niknak13) | 85.83 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 16206. | Ry (darthrm) | 85.82 | 91% | 2017-03-07 |
| 16207. | AWP (homerjs) | 85.82 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 16208. | ForgoT (forgot10) | 85.82 | 97% | 2015-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |