And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19433. | Type (mm66) | 80.22 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 19434. | Fernando (facferraz) | 80.22 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 19435. | Zephyr (introstealer) | 80.22 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 19436. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 80.22 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 19437. | Aaron (wigsy) | 80.22 | 93% | 2013-01-22 |
| 19438. | uzr (igor83) | 80.22 | 98% | 2014-10-18 |
| 19439. | Ridhuan (ridhuanmnor) | 80.22 | 98% | 2014-09-21 |
| 19440. | Philip (philipyoung) | 80.22 | 97% | 2022-07-10 |
| 19441. | autumn12345 (autumn12345) | 80.22 | 94% | 2013-03-15 |
| 19442. | Dave (juicybooty) | 80.21 | 97% | 2015-03-12 |
| 19443. | Sunny (sunnyside_tv) | 80.21 | 95% | 2021-12-23 |
| 19444. | Effie (blatherskite) | 80.21 | 99% | 2023-06-24 |
| 19445. | Nicolau (nicolaud) | 80.21 | 97% | 2016-05-01 |
| 19446. | Asad (don_t) | 80.21 | 94% | 2012-12-06 |
| 19447. | Ry (skirts) | 80.21 | 97% | 2012-02-29 |
| 19448. | Taylor (tayylorngo) | 80.21 | 94% | 2019-04-29 |
| 19449. | Cory (elqmilq) | 80.20 | 97% | 2014-05-20 |
| 19450. | Azis (azisak) | 80.20 | 96% | 2014-03-15 |
| 19451. | Matheus (theflokin) | 80.20 | 90% | 2015-11-03 |
| 19452. | Learner (learner_dawg) | 80.20 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 19453. | Espen (espenbv) | 80.20 | 88% | 2012-09-30 |
| 19454. | Nicolai (dexterous) | 80.20 | 97% | 2012-11-12 |
| 19455. | Benji (auranos) | 80.20 | 88% | 2013-03-21 |
| 19456. | sparda (kamoess0) | 80.19 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 19457. | Joshua (joshdosti95) | 80.19 | 98% | 2014-08-31 |
| 19458. | Mike (speedypete01) | 80.19 | 98% | 2016-12-17 |
| 19459. | Dan (danmoople) | 80.19 | 90% | 2016-09-10 |
| 19460. | Annalis (annalis_annalis) | 80.19 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 19461. | KPoke (kpoke) | 80.19 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 19462. | Joel (phitsuh) | 80.18 | 97% | 2019-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |