Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17553. | Skud (dimasnp) | 72.74 | 90% | 2013-06-27 |
| 17554. | James (cooplion) | 72.74 | 93% | 2015-09-17 |
| 17555. | Joseph (tepp) | 72.74 | 95% | 2012-12-16 |
| 17556. | Rodrigo (hotrod5595) | 72.74 | 87% | 2011-10-06 |
| 17557. | Colin (modernbonsai) | 72.74 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 17558. | Phu (thebored1) | 72.74 | 93% | 2012-11-09 |
| 17559. | Vaj (taychee) | 72.74 | 96.8% | 2023-10-07 |
| 17560. | Abdollah (budy_certain) | 72.74 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 17561. | Ryben (ryben_vendict) | 72.73 | 94% | 2013-01-04 |
| 17562. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 72.73 | 99% | 2020-04-20 |
| 17563. | sic transit gloria mundi (d... | 72.73 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 17564. | FreePalestine (free_palestine) | 72.73 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 17565. | Mathieu (leginacl) | 72.73 | 95% | 2021-12-08 |
| 17566. | chris (fscj4raxhel) | 72.73 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 17567. | Uri (pony_salvaje) | 72.73 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 17568. | copy (stepbruise) | 72.73 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 17569. | Damian (samadhi) | 72.72 | 97% | 2011-10-24 |
| 17570. | Manan (mjp1271994) | 72.72 | 96% | 2017-03-29 |
| 17571. | Fritz (oskar669) | 72.72 | 95% | 2014-04-20 |
| 17572. | Yazeed (snake69) | 72.72 | 94% | 2021-10-10 |
| 17573. | Marsal (marsalsz) | 72.72 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
| 17574. | Isaac (i_emerge16) | 72.72 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 17575. | sourabh (datikas) | 72.72 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 17576. | Itsuki1 (itsuki1) | 72.72 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 17577. | Nick (mundles) | 72.71 | 89% | 2013-09-20 |
| 17578. | Solomon (inquisitor) | 72.71 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 17579. | Jin (veisz) | 72.71 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
| 17580. | Topan (toepoon) | 72.71 | 96% | 2018-06-09 |
| 17581. | Lipnation (lipnation3000) | 72.71 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 17582. | wu (wult) | 72.70 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |