So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5585. | Dovid (dymusicguy) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-08-23 |
| 5586. | Kurtel (kurtel) | 97.10 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 5587. | Matthew (mwells56) | 97.09 | 99% | 2022-10-27 |
| 5588. | Matthew (matosh) | 97.08 | 99% | 2021-04-18 |
| 5589. | mike (oxfordcomma) | 97.08 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 5590. | Aiden (acer564) | 97.08 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
| 5591. | null (nullnite) | 97.07 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 5592. | Victoria (vicludovico) | 97.07 | 95% | 2014-06-09 |
| 5593. | dust in the wind (ditw) | 97.06 | 98% | 2012-02-07 |
| 5594. | John (xjohnbx) | 97.06 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| 5595. | chipy (chipysmile) | 97.06 | 94% | 2012-04-21 |
| 5596. | Simone Cerasa (siimone) | 97.05 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 5597. | Shreevatsa (shreevatsa) | 97.05 | 95% | 2011-06-05 |
| 5598. | =◙!6¬ (yewa_2) | 97.05 | 97.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 5599. | svinfia (svinfia) | 97.05 | 94% | 2015-12-10 |
| 5600. | Julian (scamps) | 97.05 | 95% | 2014-01-12 |
| 5601. | Darkaria (darkaria) | 97.04 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 5602. | kawi (kawion) | 97.03 | 96.7% | 2023-09-15 |
| 5603. | Kenny (10chos) | 97.03 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 5604. | Laura (laura_palmer) | 97.03 | 98% | 2018-02-24 |
| 5605. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 97.03 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 5606. | Snowrider (snowrider) | 97.03 | 95% | 2012-07-14 |
| 5607. | Darshil (darshilshahbca) | 97.03 | 94% | 2011-05-23 |
| 5608. | Besnik (besnikkabashi) | 97.03 | 98% | 2015-03-24 |
| 5609. | 11fingers (agent_m) | 97.01 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 5610. | John (holcombmania) | 97.01 | 99% | 2014-12-09 |
| 5611. | chris (agentgreeny) | 97.01 | 96% | 2014-11-28 |
| 5612. | Alien (half_alien) | 97.00 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 5613. | Subramanian (ks_aps) | 97.00 | 99% | 2021-04-28 |
| 5614. | kylichuku (kylichuku) | 97.00 | 96% | 2012-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |