Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1854. | Syed (syed19805) | 58.20 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1855. | TJ (tpark4466) | 58.18 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 1856. | VEEEE (acowname) | 58.17 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1857. | Admin (the_office) | 58.14 | 95% | 2018-05-05 |
| 1858. | Jin-ha (monolith11626) | 58.14 | 94% | 2018-12-18 |
| 1859. | Jason (goosejuice) | 58.12 | 95% | 2019-11-12 |
| 1860. | Tom (thomaspereira94) | 58.07 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 1861. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 58.06 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1862. | Srihas (blooddena) | 58.02 | 94% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1863. | Alexander (anfauglit) | 58.02 | 98% | 2019-02-23 |
| 1864. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 58.00 | 94% | 2019-05-21 |
| 1865. | Mike (eat_mass) | 58.00 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
| 1866. | Anirban (onirz) | 57.98 | 97% | 2018-01-04 |
| 1867. | Kayla (phlegum) | 57.97 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1868. | Veeridel (del_234) | 57.94 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
| 1869. | Skid (spagadongs) | 57.86 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 1870. | Ellie (daphne2) | 57.85 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 1871. | Toni (meecoula) | 57.83 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 1872. | Emmanuel (smellmapitts17) | 57.83 | 95% | 2018-04-05 |
| 1873. | Anh (anhtheking) | 57.81 | 97% | 2018-03-17 |
| 1874. | Kyle (orthocube) | 57.79 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
| 1875. | K (kqp3) | 57.78 | 95% | 2018-08-28 |
| 1876. | bob (lagsrus) | 57.77 | 95% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1877. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 57.76 | 92% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1878. | Hang (secretg) | 57.73 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 1879. | mimosas (klovespizzas) | 57.72 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1880. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 57.71 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 1881. | Nic (maitremoulax) | 57.69 | 95% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1882. | MangoBox (mangobox) | 57.66 | 94% | 2017-07-26 |
| 1883. | Arman (148038) | 57.66 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |