I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16838. | ahmed (machete_77) | 67.37 | 96% | 2023-08-21 |
| 16839. | Sticky (sticky1) | 67.37 | 94% | 2017-01-20 |
| 16840. | Robert (that_oogley_kid) | 67.37 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 16841. | alex (alexaesopos) | 67.37 | 95% | 2022-02-02 |
| 16842. | Brandon (bw24) | 67.37 | 94% | 2021-02-02 |
| 16843. | Holo (holotheweeb) | 67.36 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 16844. | GXFighter (gxfighter) | 67.36 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 16845. | 2Fingers (johndave_1998) | 67.36 | 92% | 2017-01-31 |
| 16846. | Sachin (letsreach100wpm) | 67.35 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 16847. | silverfish (s1lverfish) | 67.35 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
| 16848. | Chris (dtarzan) | 67.35 | 95.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 16849. | Mathieu Bock-Côté (gigapxl) | 67.34 | 97% | 2024-06-05 |
| 16850. | Bearjew (adam_d) | 67.34 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 16851. | cake (xsysi) | 67.33 | 83% | 2017-05-27 |
| 16852. | Pizdonja (sule57) | 67.33 | 96% | 2021-07-06 |
| 16853. | Ted (serial_rapist) | 67.33 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
| 16854. | kai123 (kai_987) | 67.32 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 16855. | Mern (marenlarue) | 67.32 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 16856. | Dan (dankarnus) | 67.32 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
| 16857. | myshmeh (myshmeh) | 67.32 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 16858. | Wejil (wejil) | 67.32 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 16859. | Berto (bertoisfast) | 67.31 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 16860. | D (consumption) | 67.31 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 16861. | Bethany (unrealisticdreamer) | 67.31 | 88% | 2017-05-22 |
| 16862. | Gustavo (yoosteen) | 67.30 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| 16863. | Ryan (kalistaisweak) | 67.30 | 91% | 2017-02-23 |
| 16864. | em (mnnm) | 67.30 | 96% | 2018-09-17 |
| 16865. | ashaq (ashaq.bhat@yahoo.com) | 67.30 | 95% | 2017-03-08 |
| 16866. | Pradip (pradipg) | 67.30 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 16867. | Oleg (oleg20111511) | 67.29 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |