The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11170. | reji (reji) | 44.78 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 11171. | Bob (bob_loblawrl) | 44.78 | 94% | 2019-12-20 |
| 11172. | Garrett (garrettm1998) | 44.78 | 86% | 2014-09-10 |
| 11173. | emanuel (brazil) | 44.78 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 11174. | Alexander (dartheblue) | 44.77 | 90% | 2016-05-18 |
| 11175. | Quinn (magicsoap444) | 44.77 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 11176. | Save Palestine (mister_hanter) | 44.77 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
| 11177. | Ann (superanh) | 44.77 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 11178. | umer (umer2723) | 44.77 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 11179. | Jeep (bafmedlaf) | 44.76 | 95% | 2012-10-19 |
| 11180. | Ryan (elessardunadan) | 44.76 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 11181. | Gio (giographic) | 44.75 | 95% | 2017-10-06 |
| 11182. | Saitor (saitor) | 44.75 | 93% | 2012-01-31 |
| 11183. | Alexander (alexozero) | 44.75 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11184. | fast_as_f*ck (techniqueee1337) | 44.74 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11185. | Roy (royalejandro_) | 44.74 | 93% | 2015-07-29 |
| 11186. | Lakshya (spacey30) | 44.73 | 93% | 2023-06-06 |
| 11187. | Tasnimul Hasan Rafid (tasni... | 44.73 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 11188. | John Anthony (therewere3) | 44.73 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 11189. | Fairfac (firezuko) | 44.73 | 91% | 2012-02-08 |
| 11190. | Matt (cluelesss) | 44.73 | 91% | 2013-07-28 |
| 11191. | Harley (tart19) | 44.73 | 88% | 2011-07-14 |
| 11192. | Elvin (elvin1990) | 44.73 | 93% | 2016-04-14 |
| 11193. | whatever (diazfas_7) | 44.72 | 97.1% | 2023-10-17 |
| 11194. | Jake (jakub8) | 44.72 | 95% | 2018-05-21 |
| 11195. | Serge (sergech) | 44.71 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
| 11196. | Bau (trungvip144) | 44.71 | 92% | 2015-12-18 |
| 11197. | duong (anhhungcolao) | 44.71 | 94% | 2013-07-25 |
| 11198. | amabele (cutie_ken) | 44.71 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 11199. | vy (vyngo_9x) | 44.71 | 90% | 2012-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |