Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1557. | tsapi (tsapi) | 85.97 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 1558. | Esmer (23455432) | 85.96 | 95% | 2019-12-29 |
| 1559. | nets in 4 (eridpnc) | 85.90 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 1560. | Emily (emilywhat) | 85.88 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 1561. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 85.86 | 98% | 2019-06-24 |
| 1562. | doubleyew (touchtypist99) | 85.86 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
| 1563. | DaynKnight (knightandday) | 85.85 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 1564. | Chris (ccheng1231) | 85.85 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 1565. | Owen (iruntrack) | 85.84 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 1566. | ben (andrei_kirilenko_47) | 85.84 | 99% | 2018-08-12 |
| 1567. | Animehoshi.com (joshuafly) | 85.76 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 1568. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 85.76 | 98% | 2018-08-25 |
| 1569. | 春茶 (pcdurp) | 85.73 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 1570. | Oscar (nacl322) | 85.73 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 1571. | Anton (racketen) | 85.72 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 1572. | Yoshimura (timepauser) | 85.68 | 96% | 2020-01-10 |
| 1573. | Mike (catslikemeh) | 85.65 | 99% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1574. | Vivian (neo_dishrag) | 85.65 | 97% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1575. | Mercers (mercerslegend) | 85.62 | 95% | 2019-04-08 |
| 1576. | Adam (cerealbox42) | 85.61 | 99% | 2018-03-09 |
| 1577. | xploud. (steven125) | 85.60 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 1578. | Morris (reinheart) | 85.58 | 95% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1579. | Violet (fierypotato) | 85.57 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| 1580. | FallenTypist (ixero) | 85.55 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 1581. | Aaron (gamerfreaky) | 85.55 | 96% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1582. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 85.54 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 1583. | James (bobdw313) | 85.54 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1584. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 85.51 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 1585. | falsefruit (falsefruit) | 85.51 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1586. | JP (jpuppey) | 85.49 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |