I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2080. | Rolipoli (rolipoli) | 85.23 | 97.6% | 2024-08-17 |
2081. | Tianyi (dreamatd) | 85.20 | 99% | 2024-02-13 |
2082. | Khorin (khorin1) | 85.18 | 96% | 2024-07-01 |
2083. | Jkiernal (jkiernal) | 85.18 | 99% | 2025-05-23 |
2084. | ariel itskovich (kinesisboy) | 85.17 | 97% | 2024-03-30 |
2085. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 85.17 | 99.1% | 2024-10-29 |
2086. | idk man (ithatme) | 85.15 | 96% | 2023-08-26 |
2087. | oisin (lampalord) | 85.15 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
2088. | ango (rfthefinal) | 85.13 | 96% | 2024-09-14 |
2089. | tobiichi3227 (protoss_3227) | 85.13 | 96.5% | 2024-11-08 |
2090. | Yupa (valleyofthewin) | 85.12 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
2091. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 85.11 | 98% | 2024-10-09 |
2092. | kdrjordan (kdrjordan) | 85.10 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
2093. | Zach (mysteriouslymythical) | 85.08 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
2094. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 85.08 | 96.4% | 2025-03-11 |
2095. | Mynamejeff (jeffery321) | 85.07 | 96.4% | 2024-10-15 |
2096. | Joe Creator (cabbage_cat) | 85.06 | 97% | 2024-09-19 |
2097. | Samuel (samuelkim4z3) | 85.06 | 97% | 2024-09-18 |
2098. | MikeC (mikecarmine20) | 85.04 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
2099. | Son (mcc_sasuke) | 85.03 | 96% | 2025-02-25 |
2100. | Victor (erick45642) | 85.03 | 96% | 2024-04-14 |
2101. | smog (smog7) | 85.01 | 97.6% | 2024-12-06 |
2102. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 85.01 | 98.7% | 2024-10-06 |
2103. | Seb (sebbyfu) | 84.99 | 96% | 2024-12-17 |
2104. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 84.96 | 99.2% | 2024-04-27 |
2105. | Nibit (nibit) | 84.94 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
2106. | Marco (rxmarko) | 84.94 | 97.6% | 2024-12-06 |
2107. | Jeff (3deer6) | 84.92 | 98% | 2024-05-13 |
2108. | Garvit (noneed123) | 84.92 | 95.1% | 2024-05-19 |
2109. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 84.89 | 94.6% | 2023-06-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |