So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27840. | Nuke_of_Roo_mush (nasiaanne) | 56.43 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 27841. | William (wponds6) | 56.43 | — | 2010-11-06 |
| 27842. | Seven (sevenmiranda) | 56.43 | 95% | 2012-09-14 |
| 27843. | Kritik (chaoseyy) | 56.42 | 93% | 2021-07-05 |
| 27844. | Tom (derpling) | 56.42 | 91% | 2016-08-20 |
| 27845. | Ollt (ollt) | 56.42 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 27846. | Sandeep Kumar (sandy14k9) | 56.42 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 27847. | Eirik (epower) | 56.42 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 27848. | JAMES (eaglibrium_tt) | 56.41 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| 27849. | Fat (fatperson115) | 56.41 | 94% | 2019-11-26 |
| 27850. | Marc (toonings) | 56.41 | 94.8% | 2023-10-17 |
| 27851. | Roland (nemvagyokolyangyors) | 56.41 | 93% | 2021-01-24 |
| 27852. | Nitish Pandey (nitishneverg... | 56.41 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 27853. | Sneaky (ftu_sneaky) | 56.41 | 94% | 2020-12-13 |
| 27854. | echobat88 (echobat88) | 56.41 | 95% | 2021-10-01 |
| 27855. | Andrew (renjianli) | 56.41 | 94% | 2017-11-10 |
| 27856. | DaeTrex (daetrex) | 56.40 | 94% | 2022-06-28 |
| 27857. | Billy (billythreehands) | 56.40 | 95% | 2022-03-06 |
| 27858. | Dusk (duska) | 56.40 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
| 27859. | CB (cb_cabral) | 56.40 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 27860. | Thanh-Nhat (ngothanhnhat) | 56.40 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
| 27861. | Liberty (alibertychaser) | 56.40 | 85% | 2014-02-13 |
| 27862. | Thỏ (thotet) | 56.40 | 91% | 2014-05-20 |
| 27863. | Icyfox (dar4545) | 56.40 | 93% | 2011-11-24 |
| 27864. | Jaydon (jkpearce) | 56.39 | 91% | 2014-12-06 |
| 27865. | ryan (sunstar12) | 56.38 | 92% | 2021-03-04 |
| 27866. | Oliver (oliabe) | 56.38 | 93% | 2014-08-15 |
| 27867. | guner (guner) | 56.38 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 27868. | George (g3orgeg1) | 56.37 | 94% | 2021-03-30 |
| 27869. | Rifaie (nurrifaie) | 56.37 | 95% | 2021-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |