The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10075. | Sharia (sharia21) | 46.94 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 10076. | Steve (winaymarka) | 46.94 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 10077. | Cesare (cesareferrari) | 46.93 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 10078. | Manish (manishracer) | 46.93 | 97.9% | 2021-02-24 |
| 10079. | fariz (farizerha) | 46.93 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 10080. | Callow (callowblack) | 46.93 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 10081. | ShakenNotStirred (shakennot... | 46.93 | 99% | 2015-04-25 |
| 10082. | Anestis (anestis) | 46.92 | 93% | 2015-09-05 |
| 10083. | Carlo (haxatax) | 46.92 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 10084. | Osama (real_xosama) | 46.92 | 97% | 2023-05-21 |
| 10085. | MTGAP | Tokimahery (tokimah... | 46.92 | 94% | 2021-03-30 |
| 10086. | Jon (jonchen) | 46.92 | 99% | 2011-05-11 |
| 10087. | Kieu Thi (kieuhue08) | 46.92 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 10088. | aew (aew_1415) | 46.92 | 89% | 2016-10-13 |
| 10089. | aadrm (aadrm) | 46.92 | 94% | 2015-08-08 |
| 10090. | Makayla (makaylabradbury97) | 46.92 | 96% | 2011-05-17 |
| 10091. | Zishan (kinnngg) | 46.91 | 97% | 2019-02-23 |
| 10092. | Rodney (blacsnowman) | 46.91 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 10093. | Parker Villanueva (parkeris... | 46.91 | 94.7% | 2023-10-06 |
| 10094. | Bhishm (bhishm_) | 46.91 | 93% | 2022-08-23 |
| 10095. | Saurish (saurishkar) | 46.91 | 93% | 2015-10-16 |
| 10096. | Christian (pheonican) | 46.91 | 90% | 2013-02-25 |
| 10097. | aly (ramenspider) | 46.90 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 10098. | curtis (elijohnson) | 46.90 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 10099. | itsyomainbish (erikalyn) | 46.90 | 94% | 2017-05-17 |
| 10100. | jonathan (muggles31) | 46.89 | 93% | 2015-09-23 |
| 10101. | Noorudin (noorudin_zangi) | 46.89 | 90% | 2016-11-04 |
| 10102. | Ahmed (ahmedhamdy) | 46.89 | 95% | 2013-08-19 |
| 10103. | June (junehsw) | 46.89 | 88% | 2014-06-19 |
| 10104. | Jaulanbek (jaulanbek) | 46.89 | 94% | 2022-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |