So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9682. | Cassy (cassy227) | 86.34 | 98.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9683. | adam (ez11) | 86.34 | 94% | 2012-10-31 |
| 9684. | Romir Basu (mod_rombus) | 86.33 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
| 9685. | Tommy (treemantom) | 86.33 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 9686. | prgobet (prgobet) | 86.33 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
| 9687. | Kevin (kevkev28) | 86.33 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 9688. | Aoki (dragonsnake) | 86.33 | 96% | 2014-08-14 |
| 9689. | Clayton (jinks908) | 86.32 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 9690. | Inevitable (inevitable_) | 86.32 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
| 9691. | Rusty (rusty) | 86.32 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 9692. | CatchMeIfUCan (nikpila05) | 86.32 | 95% | 2015-06-21 |
| 9693. | Ray (gilzea) | 86.31 | 95.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9694. | Loic (99loic) | 86.30 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 9695. | Sea (searabbit) | 86.30 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 9696. | Spyros (soulis) | 86.30 | 98% | 2013-08-31 |
| 9697. | Person (relearner) | 86.29 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
| 9698. | Maynard (weekendtantrums) | 86.28 | 95% | 2017-05-02 |
| 9699. | Andre (upupdowndown) | 86.28 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 9700. | β₯ (baaby) | 86.28 | 96% | 2011-09-25 |
| 9701. | Wyatt (the_midget_bear) | 86.28 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 9702. | γΈγ§γ³ (johnr_) | 86.28 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9703. | Helix (i_cant_type3247) | 86.28 | 99% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9704. | mago (magomago) | 86.28 | 99% | 2016-02-13 |
| 9705. | fried fish (seventh77) | 86.28 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 9706. | Jessy (jessy) | 86.28 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 9707. | Tim (timwan) | 86.27 | 92% | 2013-02-24 |
| 9708. | susto (susto) | 86.27 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 9709. | x (derpzz) | 86.27 | 92% | 2017-04-15 |
| 9710. | Orion (orionsolaris) | 86.26 | 97.8% | 2023-08-18 |
| 9711. | π (asdf2321) | 86.26 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |