And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9519. | Dylan (parable) | 99.12 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 9520. | Sarah ✌(◕‿◕)✌ (s... | 99.11 | 99% | 2014-11-11 |
| 9521. | Michael (bannister) | 99.10 | 98% | 2012-06-24 |
| 9522. | Hal (goscinny2) | 99.10 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 9523. | Patrick (importantshock) | 99.10 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 9524. | Calaeb (pawwz) | 99.10 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 9525. | Rey x MountainStride (shinr... | 99.09 | 96% | 2014-06-26 |
| 9526. | Steven (stevenqt) | 99.09 | 97% | 2016-12-25 |
| 9527. | Amarpreet (ampit) | 99.09 | 97% | 2013-05-14 |
| 9528. | Jose (relictus) | 99.09 | 91% | 2015-09-22 |
| 9529. | swimming (swimmingpeas) | 99.09 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 9530. | Malv (malv) | 99.08 | 94% | 2013-04-05 |
| 9531. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 99.08 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 9532. | Timo (skar92) | 99.07 | 95% | 2016-12-14 |
| 9533. | Tyler (jexetic) | 99.07 | 99% | 2023-05-19 |
| 9534. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 99.07 | 97.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9535. | F (flashyferrari) | 99.06 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 9536. | Joo (jooooooo) | 99.06 | 96% | 2018-08-15 |
| 9537. | Rustam (androidist) | 99.06 | 99% | 2016-12-15 |
| 9538. | Nizam (nizamm) | 99.06 | 97% | 2014-08-13 |
| 9539. | hk000806 (hk000806) | 99.06 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 9540. | tstats[orbitaltowel] (orbit... | 99.06 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 9541. | sssss (sprit) | 99.06 | 98% | 2013-01-12 |
| 9542. | Zak (catinthehat) | 99.05 | 88% | 2013-04-14 |
| 9543. | Andy (djentalman) | 99.05 | 98% | 2021-12-31 |
| 9544. | Brent (brentosis) | 99.05 | 96% | 2013-08-31 |
| 9545. | Lawrence (lawrey) | 99.05 | 96% | 2012-07-22 |
| 9546. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 99.04 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 9547. | Steve (scuzzy) | 99.04 | — | 2010-10-31 |
| 9548. | Gojira (zolski) | 99.04 | 88% | 2015-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |