So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30496. | Dvorak_60 (dvorak_learning) | 52.14 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 30497. | Baron (littlebear) | 52.14 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 30498. | Spiros (bytheway) | 52.14 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 30499. | k (lumogas) | 52.13 | 93% | 2015-07-21 |
| 30500. | Mina (mina_ragy06) | 52.13 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
| 30501. | ABCD (lolelel) | 52.13 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 30502. | John (1underman123) | 52.13 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 30503. | bob (1tom) | 52.13 | — | 2009-04-05 |
| 30504. | neelam (neelamsaini) | 52.13 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 30505. | Avaneesh (avaneeshasokan) | 52.12 | 94% | 2016-03-10 |
| 30506. | William (iif_cii) | 52.12 | 89% | 2015-12-20 |
| 30507. | Pirate (snail_racerz) | 52.12 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 30508. | Hengky (hengkyfrans) | 52.12 | 94% | 2013-02-18 |
| 30509. | ItchyboyJacob (jacobgwapogi) | 52.12 | 94.9% | 2021-02-01 |
| 30510. | Sebastian (fritani) | 52.12 | 95% | 2019-10-29 |
| 30511. | 大鳥 (mis123) | 52.12 | 93% | 2015-11-01 |
| 30512. | Jaulanbek (jaulanbek) | 52.11 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
| 30513. | Deranged (de_ranged) | 52.11 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 30514. | Biwas (biwas_kerung) | 52.11 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 30515. | Alex (amazed) | 52.11 | 87% | 2013-02-05 |
| 30516. | lelle (davinkyy) | 52.10 | 94% | 2022-04-27 |
| 30517. | Andy (osandrew) | 52.10 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 30518. | tstats[zanies07] (zanies07) | 52.10 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 30519. | HeyIts (heyitszmk) | 52.10 | 94% | 2021-07-26 |
| 30520. | dheeraj (goldsnort) | 52.10 | 93% | 2021-01-21 |
| 30521. | skrillik (skrillik) | 52.10 | — | 2010-10-18 |
| 30522. | Kartavya (majorproblems) | 52.09 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 30523. | Vibhav (vibhav_1262) | 52.09 | 95% | 2021-10-05 |
| 30524. | Akash (akag) | 52.09 | 96% | 2022-11-17 |
| 30525. | Joshua (justdatotherguy) | 52.09 | 94.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |