I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2465. | Kate (kate676) | 80.06 | 97% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2466. | Abdullah (abualakhras) | 80.06 | 97.7% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2467. | lejo (lejo5356) | 80.05 | 94.4% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2468. | Brad (brad2024) | 80.04 | 95.6% | 2024-07-01 |
| 2469. | Rachan (khatarina) | 80.02 | 96% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2470. | sjdjsifh (sjdjsifh) | 79.99 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
| 2471. | Eros (tigeros) | 79.96 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 2472. | kannstacey (kannstacey) | 79.93 | 95% | 2025-03-02 |
| 2473. | DaddictKindaSlow (daddictki... | 79.93 | 95.3% | 2024-12-12 |
| 2474. | Rosie (rosepose90) | 79.90 | 94% | 2025-05-21 |
| 2475. | zehpeh (zehpeh) | 79.89 | 97.9% | 2025-01-05 |
| 2476. | Julia (lammy0_0) | 79.89 | 96% | 2023-10-05 |
| 2477. | kiet (phanxuankiet123321) | 79.89 | 97% | 2024-12-17 |
| 2478. | Turbo (turbo_ultimatum) | 79.88 | 97% | 2025-02-16 |
| 2479. | utemqezbal (personanongrattta) | 79.87 | 95.5% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2480. | Andy (andychamp) | 79.87 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
| 2481. | Venganza (venganza_) | 79.86 | 95% | 2024-08-29 |
| 2482. | Alexander (alexanderfzz) | 79.86 | 95% | 2024-10-24 |
| 2483. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 79.86 | 96% | 2024-01-23 |
| 2484. | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) | 79.84 | 98.3% | 2023-07-25 |
| 2485. | Dys (dys_) | 79.82 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 2486. | eelgent (eelgent) | 79.75 | 95% | 2024-03-06 |
| 2487. | Themaster (themasterwuz) | 79.72 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 2488. | Doroteya (henrydp018) | 79.72 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 2489. | cody (ocdy1001) | 79.71 | 96.3% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2490. | sample text (yellow_13) | 79.70 | 96.7% | 2024-05-12 |
| 2491. | Oliver (linearboy) | 79.70 | 96% | 2023-12-28 |
| 2492. | jellymagic (jellymagic) | 79.69 | 97.1% | 2024-04-03 |
| 2493. | Dre (goobird) | 79.68 | 95.9% | 2025-03-12 |
| 2494. | Joe (josephjnatale) | 79.64 | 96% | 2025-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |