The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13738. | Bryan (raceden) | 82.03 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13739. | wassabi657 (wassabi657) | 82.03 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 13740. | Georgii (easygogins) | 82.03 | 96.9% | 2023-11-16 |
| 13741. | kemp (tygri) | 82.03 | 94% | 2017-02-10 |
| 13742. | John (merongmerong) | 82.03 | 94% | 2015-01-30 |
| 13743. | Jason (queen_rachel) | 82.02 | 97% | 2024-11-05 |
| 13744. | dolphin2025 (dolphin2025) | 82.02 | 97.4% | 2024-06-06 |
| 13745. | Edwin (nightseas) | 82.02 | 97% | 2015-07-20 |
| 13746. | Ojas (sajo) | 82.02 | 93% | 2015-07-09 |
| 13747. | uynx (uynx) | 82.01 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 13748. | Aashish (albatross007) | 82.01 | 98.7% | 2024-05-14 |
| 13749. | jussn (jussn) | 82.01 | 96.5% | 2025-03-18 |
| 13750. | elemental (asy_coder) | 82.01 | 98.7% | 2024-05-02 |
| 13751. | Jensa (spacejoker) | 82.01 | 97% | 2017-12-24 |
| 13752. | Kim (kymdawn) | 82.01 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 13753. | Guy (dvorakman) | 82.01 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 13754. | Nicholas Hayek (nicholashayek) | 82.00 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 13755. | Newbeans (newbeans) | 82.00 | 99% | 2025-03-17 |
| 13756. | PixelTouch (sweetiscool) | 82.00 | 94% | 2015-05-21 |
| 13757. | Pterygopalatine ganglion (i... | 82.00 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 13758. | Groozyn (groozyn) | 82.00 | 97% | 2016-01-24 |
| 13759. | tstats[asdfarst] (asdfarst) | 82.00 | 96.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 13760. | Alexander (alexanderfzz) | 82.00 | 95.9% | 2024-01-07 |
| 13761. | Vinicius (vknoguti) | 82.00 | 96% | 2018-11-24 |
| 13762. | Nuts (nutty999) | 81.99 | 97% | 2024-07-07 |
| 13763. | Can (cazzed) | 81.99 | 95.7% | 2024-08-17 |
| 13764. | Nicholas (nemath) | 81.99 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 13765. | Andreas (sgtreent) | 81.99 | 98% | 2020-01-21 |
| 13766. | Jack (iviagicjack) | 81.99 | 93% | 2014-03-06 |
| 13767. | happleby (happleby) | 81.99 | 99% | 2012-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |