Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3171. | nyet (slickman) | 70.14 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
3172. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 70.14 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
3173. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 70.13 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
3174. | Scorpius (scorpius_apollo) | 70.11 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
3175. | Brett (go271) | 70.11 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
3176. | Doug (dogtypewithpaws) | 70.10 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
3177. | Max (bobpoiu7890) | 70.09 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
3178. | Þorsteinn (duddij) | 70.06 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
3179. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 70.04 | 94% | 2020-05-29 |
3180. | Lluis (lluisteixido) | 70.04 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
3181. | Apryl (amnavarrete759) | 70.04 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
3182. | Free Bird (kono_dio_da) | 70.02 | 95% | 2018-03-13 |
3183. | Aleks (aleks8) | 70.01 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
3184. | Max (max_pinc) | 69.99 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
3185. | Beilvert (jubeilvert) | 69.98 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
3186. | Bob (bobsmiwth32423) | 69.97 | 95% | 2020-05-05 |
3187. | Priyanka (alearner) | 69.96 | 99% | 2019-10-25 |
3188. | Tobias (tobi_1337) | 69.95 | 95% | 2018-08-11 |
3189. | Elzhan (stayal0ne) | 69.95 | 96% | 2018-07-26 |
3190. | luiz (luizzy) | 69.93 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
3191. | kellyfunk (kellyfunk) | 69.92 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
3192. | Awit (tomas1) | 69.91 | 95% | 2020-03-06 |
3193. | Tuomas (tumaas) | 69.91 | 95% | 2019-09-23 |
3194. | Justin (theicybroah) | 69.91 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
3195. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 69.91 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
3196. | AxelDT (axman292) | 69.90 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
3197. | i cant spel (deoxyshock) | 69.89 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
3198. | toasteronabagel (toasterona... | 69.89 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
3199. | Olivia (the_ok) | 69.89 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
3200. | jong (jonggo) | 69.86 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |