The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9543. | Mahmood (alam123) | 47.96 | 99% | 2016-06-29 |
| 9544. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 47.96 | 91% | 2015-09-04 |
| 9545. | tlove (tpugh) | 47.96 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 9546. | Musa (zadan) | 47.96 | 94% | 2012-02-01 |
| 9547. | Tim (phuc131) | 47.96 | 92% | 2012-11-01 |
| 9548. | Whach_ya_wanna_know? (iwant... | 47.96 | 97% | 2023-10-09 |
| 9549. | Leo (leolegit) | 47.96 | 92% | 2020-08-15 |
| 9550. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 47.95 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 9551. | Kanishka (kanvijay) | 47.95 | 92% | 2013-11-25 |
| 9552. | Granex8 (granex8) | 47.95 | 92% | 2020-08-20 |
| 9553. | Guest (bryce51202) | 47.95 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 9554. | cindy (cimba326) | 47.95 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 9555. | Fadil (fadil_ilham) | 47.95 | 85% | 2014-11-16 |
| 9556. | Janne (janne) | 47.95 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 9557. | Savnnah (17sajordan08) | 47.95 | 82% | 2013-05-17 |
| 9558. | Manan (mannubhai) | 47.95 | 94% | 2015-08-01 |
| 9559. | Digvijay (digags) | 47.94 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 9560. | Abraham-Abrahma (abrahamabr... | 47.94 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
| 9561. | Andrei (kulturedschwein) | 47.94 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 9562. | Mavvy (mavvy_289) | 47.94 | 95% | 2022-07-07 |
| 9563. | A S M (asm_saifullah001) | 47.94 | 96% | 2018-04-16 |
| 9564. | Palita (ling) | 47.93 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 9565. | shyam (shyam1114) | 47.93 | 94% | 2016-03-18 |
| 9566. | altansukh (altansukh_0199) | 47.93 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 9567. | Jack (jfragg) | 47.92 | 95% | 2019-01-29 |
| 9568. | Bektur (bektur) | 47.92 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 9569. | Anton (fantoniko) | 47.92 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 9570. | SajiB (sajib66) | 47.92 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 9571. | Enzooo (enzuh) | 47.92 | 93% | 2021-01-06 |
| 9572. | Casen (casenray) | 47.92 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |