It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3982. | nani (typingfever) | 61.71 | 93% | 2019-11-17 |
| 3983. | vikalimo (anoba) | 61.70 | 93% | 2020-09-26 |
| 3984. | Patchkat (patchkat) | 61.68 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 3985. | Slow Boys Club 🗿 (the_ch... | 61.67 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3986. | Maynard (iforgotmypen) | 61.66 | 94% | 2019-02-17 |
| 3987. | rodrigo (rodtronx) | 61.62 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 3988. | Jacob (gaycob) | 61.61 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 3989. | Sharaf (sharaf) | 61.61 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 3990. | jakob (jakemcdake) | 61.60 | 98% | 2020-01-29 |
| 3991. | Sriniketh (srinikethamv) | 61.60 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
| 3992. | Julia (jrailo) | 61.54 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 3993. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 61.54 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 3994. | Joe (jgizzi21) | 61.54 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 3995. | anatoly (tolya) | 61.53 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
| 3996. | Ryan (michna) | 61.53 | 95% | 2017-09-14 |
| 3997. | Kamen (kamen08) | 61.53 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 3998. | 🐌 (paultippt) | 61.51 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 3999. | Release from the pain (abod... | 61.51 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4000. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 61.51 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 4001. | Game (gameforest) | 61.50 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 4002. | Sagar (sagarraskar) | 61.45 | 94% | 2020-06-25 |
| 4003. | Aidil (aidil42) | 61.45 | 95% | 2019-07-04 |
| 4004. | Ty (1manila) | 61.44 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
| 4005. | Apoorv (apoorv92) | 61.44 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 4006. | Ocean (kaipizza) | 61.43 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 4007. | Spork4 (spork4) | 61.42 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 4008. | Ivan (aivan2) | 61.40 | 96% | 2018-08-03 |
| 4009. | Abdelslaam (iamnotlegend) | 61.40 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 4010. | Jhaztyn (jhaztyn) | 61.38 | 97% | 2019-09-14 |
| 4011. | Thang (thangnh) | 61.31 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |