As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18730. | Nguyen (minhnguyen311) | 64.00 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 18731. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 64.00 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 18732. | Tintallë (nparadigm) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 18733. | Arun (systemflaws) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 18734. | Nicholas (mangoboxer) | 63.99 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 18735. | Conner (connerdavenport) | 63.99 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 18736. | Gytis (gpgytis) | 63.99 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| 18737. | Sunny (randomchamps) | 63.99 | 95% | 2018-08-31 |
| 18738. | davey (veciero) | 63.98 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
| 18739. | Brandon (botobran) | 63.98 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 18740. | HollowAri (zokkuu) | 63.98 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 18741. | Deja_Vu (deja__vu) | 63.98 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 18742. | Keke (keezthequeen) | 63.97 | 98% | 2023-09-30 |
| 18743. | Benjamin Martin (benjamin_m... | 63.97 | 95% | 2022-11-06 |
| 18744. | Luke (lukeg1209) | 63.97 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
| 18745. | tajmahal (rithz) | 63.97 | 98% | 2016-10-23 |
| 18746. | Aarvaan (aarvaan) | 63.96 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 18747. | Mark (mr_k1ttens) | 63.96 | 96.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 18748. | Nathan (bad_typist_six_nine) | 63.96 | 97.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 18749. | Ross (nectarineicecoffee) | 63.95 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 18750. | Nyth (nyth) | 63.95 | 95% | 2016-11-27 |
| 18751. | Eschalawt (eschalawt) | 63.94 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 18752. | El (shrekforeverafter) | 63.94 | 95% | 2023-01-29 |
| 18753. | 🔯🚀 yaron :) (salenger) | 63.94 | 98% | 2017-07-23 |
| 18754. | bobby (aarontiania) | 63.94 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 18755. | Son (son_ngo_viet) | 63.94 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 18756. | Adam (oadaam) | 63.94 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 18757. | ನವೀನ (navi) (naveen... | 63.94 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
| 18758. | p_grogan (p_grogan) | 63.93 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 18759. | Adam (waffelele) | 63.93 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |