The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10958. | Ayush (ayushgandhi) | 45.21 | 94% | 2020-08-14 |
| 10959. | Mohammad (jaffrii) | 45.21 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 10960. | Mihajlo Cimbaljevic (mihajl... | 45.21 | 93% | 2022-12-07 |
| 10961. | mayank (mjrockr) | 45.21 | 99% | 2013-09-03 |
| 10962. | neimet nene (neshyiasmith) | 45.21 | 96% | 2016-03-17 |
| 10963. | jonny (jonny1998) | 45.21 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 10964. | jacknguyen (jackbk) | 45.20 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 10965. | Katie (miou) | 45.20 | 94% | 2014-12-25 |
| 10966. | premnath (premnath) | 45.20 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
| 10967. | Sander (geomees) | 45.20 | 88% | 2015-06-04 |
| 10968. | aditya (addy2001) | 45.19 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 10969. | Cotton (cloudyuu) | 45.19 | 94% | 2023-10-09 |
| 10970. | dmna17 (dzone) | 45.19 | 91% | 2014-02-02 |
| 10971. | Loves Jacob (shelby_youngbl... | 45.19 | 82% | 2011-10-04 |
| 10972. | mad (madtear) | 45.19 | 95% | 2013-05-18 |
| 10973. | ... (rebel92) | 45.19 | 96% | 2012-11-03 |
| 10974. | Adrianna (pupa) | 45.18 | 95% | 2011-12-27 |
| 10975. | yepyep (modagogo) | 45.18 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 10976. | raffy (bags) | 45.18 | — | 2009-12-27 |
| 10977. | Toxiii (_toxiii_) | 45.18 | 94% | 2023-03-08 |
| 10978. | y (bzy107) | 45.18 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 10979. | xRoshx (roshdip) | 45.18 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 10980. | MIke (mike110) | 45.17 | 93% | 2015-03-05 |
| 10981. | Sean (flabby99) | 45.17 | 90% | 2017-03-18 |
| 10982. | Enoch (enochs) | 45.16 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 10983. | Nancy (nancynon) | 45.16 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 10984. | seto (semuut) | 45.16 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 10985. | Dara (adoran) | 45.16 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 10986. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 45.16 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 10987. | Damir (sonicf) | 45.16 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |