So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11266. | chom (chomchomchomchomchom) | 83.14 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 11267. | elnino (elnio2803) | 83.14 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 11268. | Liad (ozonzono) | 83.14 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 11269. | Dodo (vuvudodo) | 83.13 | 99% | 2022-05-06 |
| 11270. | 799 (khs4126428) | 83.13 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 11271. | Lloyd (llgraves) | 83.13 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 11272. | Zviad (ზვიად) (ha... | 83.13 | 97% | 2011-09-17 |
| 11273. | Sniperblackout (sniperblack... | 83.13 | 94% | 2012-04-25 |
| 11274. | Hans (hans007) | 83.13 | 96% | 2015-04-11 |
| 11275. | Ricky (derangeddirector) | 83.13 | 96% | 2011-09-29 |
| 11276. | Castle (achacon1) | 83.13 | 96% | 2013-11-14 |
| 11277. | Brayden (braddin123) | 83.12 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 11278. | ottimo (ottimo) | 83.12 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 11279. | alex (kamer) | 83.12 | 98% | 2014-03-02 |
| 11280. | Josh (jrpky42003) | 83.12 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 11281. | LIn En-Hsiang (iamovid) | 83.12 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 11282. | Kill (2fast4yall) | 83.11 | 90% | 2015-05-05 |
| 11283. | typegud (desun) | 83.11 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 11284. | Eddie (artourzy) | 83.11 | 98% | 2017-04-11 |
| 11285. | Anh Duy (duyha1992) | 83.11 | 95% | 2013-10-10 |
| 11286. | Branden (brandendm) | 83.10 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 11287. | Mom (mahm) | 83.10 | 93% | 2017-01-27 |
| 11288. | connie (conxlee) | 83.10 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 11289. | Feisal (frankwhizza) | 83.10 | 91% | 2015-01-14 |
| 11290. | Jonny (karunakaruna) | 83.10 | 96% | 2011-11-26 |
| 11291. | David (dwright) | 83.10 | 98% | 2015-07-28 |
| 11292. | arkantos (arkantos128) | 83.10 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 11293. | Robert (rwa102455) | 83.09 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 11294. | UwU (dolhpin) | 83.09 | 92% | 2023-02-23 |
| 11295. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 83.09 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |