Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4192 | 2021-07-07 00:44:23 | 197.70 | 100% |
| 3823 | 2021-06-18 20:58:52 | 193.00 | 100% |
| 1897 | 2021-05-12 05:38:55 | 176.82 | 100% |
| 1896 | 2021-05-12 05:32:05 | 160.97 | 98% |