And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14137 | 2020-08-17 02:17:43 | 165.16 | 99% |
| 10644 | 2017-07-23 12:27:04 | 170.88 | 99% |
| 9994 | 2017-05-29 05:46:14 | 167.19 | 94% |
| 9343 | 2017-04-19 01:55:23 | 173.84 | 97% |
| 7001 | 2015-02-08 23:22:39 | 145.71 | 94% |
| 6527 | 2015-01-07 04:53:31 | 149.44 | 91% |
| 5112 | 2014-02-19 04:40:40 | 157.93 | 89% |
| 5018 | 2014-02-03 01:14:27 | 158.95 | 96% |
| 4543 | 2013-12-26 04:02:26 | 166.40 | 96% |
| 4515 | 2013-12-24 12:19:00 | 147.39 | 94% |
| 4454 | 2013-12-19 21:13:14 | 166.19 | 95% |
| 3931 | 2012-12-20 04:49:55 | 139.81 | 89% |
| 3819 | 2012-11-28 05:11:56 | 170.05 | 98% |
| 3581 | 2012-09-29 04:02:11 | 159.34 | 95% |
| 3035 | 2012-07-22 02:52:46 | 163.04 | 99% |
| 2944 | 2012-07-14 10:44:13 | 157.82 | 96% |
| 309 | 2011-05-16 09:57:47 | 151.97 | 98% |