And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10188 | 2017-12-18 15:59:06 | 159.09 | 99% |
| 9143 | 2017-07-15 20:15:53 | 162.85 | 100% |
| 6255 | 2015-03-06 04:02:52 | 157.29 | 98% |
| 6006 | 2014-08-05 04:35:15 | 160.73 | 98% |
| 5646 | 2013-10-25 20:27:41 | 156.01 | 98% |
| 5570 | 2013-10-21 03:00:16 | 161.81 | 100% |
| 5340 | 2013-10-18 22:05:39 | 161.66 | 98% |
| 5295 | 2013-02-23 19:50:20 | 162.41 | 98% |
| 4986 | 2012-05-11 05:27:08 | 152.08 | 96% |
| 4964 | 2012-05-02 13:26:59 | 164.90 | 99% |
| 4942 | 2012-04-30 16:31:35 | 158.23 | 96% |
| 4283 | 2011-01-25 18:05:23 | 156.95 | |
| 4064 | 2010-12-01 22:46:18 | 146.62 | |
| 3972 | 2010-11-24 19:55:14 | 144.32 | |
| 3373 | 2010-10-16 15:50:00 | 140.69 | |
| 3241 | 2010-10-03 01:38:58 | 150.69 | |
| 3030 | 2010-09-17 19:40:16 | 146.51 | |
| 2931 | 2010-09-14 21:12:47 | 169.23 | |
| 2323 | 2010-08-09 15:23:01 | 156.54 | |
| 2071 | 2010-07-05 21:03:06 | 148.57 | |
| 890 | 2009-04-23 04:27:07 | 149.13 | |
| 359 | 2009-03-30 18:45:14 | 156.99 | |
| 164 | 2009-03-08 02:07:03 | 159.67 | |
| 126 | 2009-02-08 18:04:16 | 160.59 |