Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11679 | 2021-05-27 14:09:53 | 140.92 | 100% |
| 6864 | 2021-04-02 15:08:31 | 112.20 | 98% |
| 5546 | 2021-03-22 11:36:34 | 104.65 | 97% |
| 3830 | 2021-03-11 01:28:16 | 111.96 | 97% |