Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1763 | 2021-05-27 05:14:31 | 173.15 | 99% |
| 1094 | 2020-11-27 14:36:08 | 163.34 | 99% |