And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 137321 | 2023-06-11 23:44:43 | 163.71 | 98% |
| 136095 | 2023-01-27 03:10:02 | 132.56 | 97% |
| 128252 | 2021-02-06 05:53:02 | 168.82 | 98.3% |
| 127390 | 2021-01-15 21:40:12 | 181.47 | 99% |
| 126755 | 2021-01-04 17:24:32 | 165.37 | 98% |
| 124976 | 2020-11-14 04:22:59 | 161.40 | 99% |
| 124377 | 2020-10-17 01:13:42 | 187.13 | 99% |
| 103535 | 2019-05-09 03:49:47 | 175.57 | 99% |
| 102143 | 2019-04-19 01:52:24 | 142.72 | 97% |
| 100083 | 2019-03-25 17:54:40 | 165.56 | 98% |
| 90010 | 2018-12-29 19:21:33 | 145.42 | 98% |
| 89473 | 2018-12-24 19:01:02 | 142.85 | 97% |
| 83871 | 2018-12-02 05:19:11 | 139.66 | 97% |
| 76696 | 2018-10-14 23:46:21 | 105.97 | 95% |
| 74424 | 2018-10-11 20:51:23 | 150.40 | 97% |
| 72213 | 2018-09-29 14:51:23 | 123.30 | 97% |
| 65872 | 2018-09-07 00:38:34 | 134.91 | 96% |
| 58305 | 2018-07-22 04:26:43 | 128.69 | 97% |
| 54351 | 2018-06-16 01:15:00 | 136.32 | 97% |
| 51518 | 2018-05-07 17:23:54 | 110.40 | 96% |
| 51241 | 2018-05-02 23:47:20 | 128.13 | 97% |
| 51190 | 2018-05-02 04:56:58 | 122.10 | 96% |
| 46459 | 2018-01-30 01:07:52 | 125.12 | 97% |
| 45345 | 2018-01-10 04:04:32 | 120.99 | 97% |
| 42048 | 2017-12-04 03:48:12 | 113.37 | 95% |
| 40379 | 2017-11-03 01:10:31 | 137.70 | 97% |
| 29412 | 2017-07-20 16:15:04 | 135.32 | 98% |
| 28326 | 2017-07-15 20:16:02 | 122.46 | 96% |
| 23519 | 2017-06-24 21:24:50 | 111.70 | 96% |
| 20628 | 2017-06-14 02:14:32 | 121.91 | 97% |
| 18796 | 2017-06-06 22:14:07 | 116.35 | 96% |
| 11089 | 2017-04-27 01:06:17 | 102.65 | 88% |
| 10931 | 2017-04-26 17:15:26 | 124.71 | 94% |
| 10585 | 2017-04-24 21:55:14 | 125.67 | 94% |
| 10115 | 2017-04-21 00:42:54 | 104.30 | 88% |
| 9636 | 2017-04-16 23:55:18 | 118.04 | 95% |
| 7739 | 2017-03-27 22:08:29 | 128.60 | 96% |
| 6805 | 2017-03-18 16:47:24 | 117.37 | 93% |
| 5340 | 2017-02-28 19:41:37 | 116.65 | 92% |
| 3902 | 2017-01-27 17:20:52 | 111.00 | 92% |
| 2394 | 2017-01-06 21:21:55 | 110.04 | 91% |
| 1258 | 2016-11-28 19:47:24 | 117.66 | 95% |
| 105 | 2016-11-04 23:51:54 | 102.97 | 89% |