And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 33690 | 2023-05-06 00:30:31 | 174.09 | 98% |
| 31374 | 2022-02-13 04:29:06 | 166.73 | 98% |
| 30667 | 2021-09-25 08:40:25 | 189.77 | 99% |
| 27272 | 2021-03-15 13:04:13 | 168.35 | 98% |
| 26798 | 2021-01-25 06:56:49 | 169.32 | 98% |
| 25473 | 2020-09-13 11:27:25 | 139.10 | 98% |
| 24719 | 2020-08-18 19:42:08 | 187.51 | 100% |
| 24333 | 2020-08-11 21:55:18 | 188.95 | 99% |
| 22705 | 2020-03-31 03:02:22 | 178.56 | 100% |
| 15743 | 2019-03-06 01:53:37 | 182.04 | 100% |
| 14283 | 2019-02-15 08:30:15 | 166.76 | 97% |
| 12868 | 2019-02-07 16:16:27 | 177.01 | 99% |
| 12705 | 2019-02-06 11:52:21 | 161.69 | 98% |
| 6197 | 2018-07-11 23:52:01 | 173.77 | 99% |
| 5536 | 2018-06-18 11:26:31 | 161.79 | 98% |
| 3110 | 2018-04-25 03:44:35 | 170.84 | 99% |