Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1518 | 2017-07-21 16:19:59 | 60.97 | 95% |
| 334 | 2017-05-25 22:46:48 | 55.92 | 90% |