Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1353 | 2019-11-28 20:33:39 | 70.98 | 96% |
| 644 | 2019-07-07 20:49:42 | 86.15 | 98% |