And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3980 | 2009-06-03 23:15:25 | 63.84 | |
| 3901 | 2009-05-30 18:13:35 | 64.96 | |
| 3751 | 2009-05-23 15:47:06 | 61.82 | |
| 3524 | 2009-04-25 01:50:33 | 59.14 | |
| 2925 | 2009-03-05 03:29:36 | 56.83 | |
| 2380 | 2009-02-03 06:11:45 | 64.05 | |
| 2206 | 2009-01-26 23:12:38 | 61.19 | |
| 1897 | 2009-01-11 14:51:11 | 59.99 | |
| 1867 | 2009-01-10 16:35:09 | 65.73 | |
| 1535 | 2008-12-31 21:48:05 | 58.72 | |
| 1486 | 2008-12-29 16:04:27 | 58.28 | |
| 1435 | 2008-12-28 21:31:22 | 60.79 | |
| 141 | 2008-11-24 03:06:53 | 46.65 | |
| 36 | 2008-11-22 05:14:07 | 36.85 |