And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15162 | 2015-11-17 07:56:30 | 114.21 | 99% |
| 14671 | 2015-10-28 05:49:45 | 110.58 | 97% |
| 14663 | 2015-10-28 05:41:44 | 105.62 | 97% |
| 13869 | 2015-10-05 08:21:18 | 100.63 | 97% |
| 13491 | 2015-09-03 11:37:46 | 100.29 | 94% |
| 13290 | 2015-09-02 09:38:55 | 108.24 | 97% |
| 12979 | 2015-08-29 09:24:49 | 95.64 | 94% |
| 12773 | 2015-08-21 07:47:45 | 94.63 | 96% |
| 12705 | 2015-08-19 08:56:31 | 94.98 | 98% |
| 12349 | 2015-04-28 10:12:57 | 94.79 | 96% |
| 11920 | 2015-04-13 17:15:23 | 47.84 | 96% |
| 11692 | 2015-04-09 15:55:41 | 90.07 | 93% |
| 11266 | 2015-04-08 09:24:40 | 83.07 | 94% |
| 10630 | 2015-03-10 08:51:39 | 107.18 | 100% |
| 10277 | 2015-02-16 15:50:34 | 104.06 | 96% |
| 10259 | 2015-02-16 13:45:27 | 93.97 | 96% |
| 10068 | 2015-02-12 14:30:13 | 99.68 | 97% |
| 9921 | 2015-02-04 05:14:36 | 94.89 | 97% |
| 9899 | 2015-02-01 14:11:51 | 84.24 | 94% |
| 9677 | 2015-01-25 02:37:38 | 76.31 | 93% |
| 9541 | 2015-01-22 10:08:47 | 90.29 | 95% |
| 8983 | 2014-12-27 14:38:34 | 82.93 | 92% |
| 8656 | 2014-12-18 10:54:10 | 95.94 | 97% |
| 8464 | 2014-12-06 15:25:06 | 94.75 | 96% |
| 7780 | 2014-11-21 14:31:34 | 101.85 | 98% |
| 7338 | 2014-11-15 14:53:11 | 88.22 | 94% |
| 7003 | 2014-11-13 05:05:25 | 102.50 | 99% |
| 6633 | 2014-11-07 05:37:06 | 90.47 | 94% |
| 6561 | 2014-11-07 04:30:47 | 89.22 | 95% |
| 6232 | 2014-05-14 20:40:29 | 91.69 | 96% |
| 5789 | 2013-12-06 20:30:16 | 83.27 | 92% |
| 5759 | 2013-12-06 16:22:23 | 83.25 | 93% |
| 5626 | 2013-12-05 14:41:47 | 78.55 | 92% |
| 5409 | 2013-12-02 18:34:21 | 91.38 | 95% |
| 4421 | 2013-10-05 05:35:45 | 80.56 | 95% |
| 3875 | 2013-09-26 11:54:43 | 81.69 | 95% |
| 3561 | 2013-09-22 06:33:48 | 87.41 | 97% |
| 3077 | 2013-08-30 13:44:20 | 75.58 | 95% |
| 2920 | 2013-08-25 12:30:31 | 80.12 | 94% |
| 1990 | 2013-07-08 08:15:06 | 84.82 | 96% |
| 1529 | 2013-07-02 11:06:11 | 79.22 | 96% |
| 1124 | 2012-09-22 12:13:29 | 78.15 | 94% |
| 685 | 2012-09-15 03:06:31 | 75.13 | 92% |