| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
108.16 |
1.1052 |
2.5536 |
99 |
1 |
108.16 |
2022-07-03 |
| 2. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
107.26 |
1.0231 |
2.6055 |
103 |
2 |
102.23 |
2022-07-06 |
| 3. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
107.20 |
1.1084 |
2.5167 |
81 |
4 |
91.96 |
2022-07-10 |
| 4. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
106.32 |
0.9997 |
2.5964 |
82 |
1 |
106.32 |
2022-07-06 |
| 5. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
104.23 |
1.1314 |
2.3856 |
67 |
3 |
96.34 |
2022-07-06 |
| 6. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
103.52 |
1.0052 |
2.4947 |
76 |
2 |
90.41 |
2022-07-06 |
| 7. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
101.52 |
1.0233 |
2.4172 |
188 |
1 |
101.52 |
2022-07-06 |
| 8. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
98.63 |
1.0187 |
2.3232 |
106 |
2 |
88.74 |
2022-07-03 |
| 9. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
98.53 |
1.0685 |
2.2717 |
103 |
1 |
98.53 |
2022-07-06 |
| 10. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
97.33 |
1.0318 |
2.2620 |
119 |
2 |
89.28 |
2022-07-03 |
| 11. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
96.23 |
1.0453 |
2.2174 |
114 |
2 |
88.63 |
2022-07-06 |
| 12. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
95.90 |
0.9223 |
2.3321 |
64 |
2 |
73.98 |
2022-07-10 |
| 13. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
93.86 |
1.0977 |
2.0775 |
117 |
3 |
72.50 |
2022-07-10 |
| 14. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
92.21 |
1.0331 |
2.0943 |
93 |
1 |
92.21 |
2022-07-10 |
| 15. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
91.12 |
1.0530 |
2.0348 |
110 |
1 |
91.12 |
2022-07-03 |
| 16. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
90.65 |
1.0933 |
1.9713 |
110 |
2 |
90.61 |
2022-07-06 |
| 17. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
90.15 |
1.0181 |
2.0370 |
66 |
3 |
85.86 |
2022-07-06 |
| 18. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
89.58 |
1.0209 |
2.0078 |
154 |
1 |
89.58 |
2022-07-03 |
| 19. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
88.21 |
1.0337 |
1.9505 |
119 |
3 |
86.76 |
2022-07-06 |
| 20. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
87.80 |
0.9899 |
1.9887 |
96 |
1 |
87.80 |
2022-07-06 |
| 21. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
87.79 |
1.0285 |
1.9442 |
155 |
1 |
87.79 |
2022-07-06 |
| 22. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
85.60 |
1.0129 |
1.8933 |
103 |
1 |
85.60 |
2022-07-03 |
| 23. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
85.50 |
1.0524 |
1.8487 |
113 |
2 |
84.51 |
2022-07-06 |
| 24. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
85.11 |
0.9725 |
1.9113 |
165 |
1 |
85.11 |
2022-07-06 |
| 25. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
84.82 |
1.0738 |
1.7949 |
142 |
2 |
58.93 |
2022-07-03 |
| 26. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
84.55 |
1.0476 |
1.8158 |
138 |
1 |
84.55 |
2022-07-06 |
| 27. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
84.49 |
0.9998 |
1.8704 |
55 |
1 |
84.49 |
2022-07-03 |
| 28. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
84.29 |
1.0113 |
1.8287 |
79 |
2 |
79.78 |
2022-07-06 |
| 29. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
81.91 |
1.0229 |
1.7526 |
105 |
1 |
81.91 |
2022-07-06 |
| 30. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
81.62 |
1.0329 |
1.7433 |
57 |
1 |
81.62 |
2022-07-03 |
| 31. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
81.04 |
1.0608 |
1.6716 |
91 |
1 |
81.04 |
2022-07-06 |
| 32. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
80.70 |
0.9556 |
1.7720 |
79 |
1 |
80.70 |
2022-07-03 |
| 33. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
80.32 |
1.0169 |
1.7044 |
53 |
1 |
80.32 |
2022-07-03 |
| 34. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
79.94 |
0.9796 |
1.7309 |
109 |
1 |
79.94 |
2022-07-03 |
| 35. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
78.58 |
0.9534 |
1.7009 |
74 |
2 |
73.16 |
2022-07-06 |
| 36. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
77.09 |
0.9945 |
1.6089 |
91 |
2 |
75.15 |
2022-07-06 |
| 37. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
76.45 |
1.0003 |
1.5831 |
81 |
1 |
76.45 |
2022-07-03 |
| 38. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
76.08 |
1.0040 |
1.5660 |
107 |
1 |
76.08 |
2022-07-03 |
| 39. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
75.44 |
1.0142 |
1.5361 |
74 |
1 |
75.44 |
2022-07-06 |
| 40. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
74.79 |
0.9816 |
1.5478 |
79 |
1 |
74.79 |
2022-07-10 |
| 41. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
73.23 |
0.9845 |
1.4994 |
144 |
1 |
73.23 |
2022-07-05 |
| 42. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
73.19 |
0.9413 |
1.5274 |
131 |
2 |
70.50 |
2022-07-10 |
| 43. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
71.81 |
0.9714 |
1.4627 |
146 |
1 |
71.81 |
2022-07-03 |
| 44. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
68.64 |
0.9609 |
1.3628 |
142 |
1 |
68.64 |
2022-07-06 |
| 45. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
65.86 |
0.9711 |
1.2472 |
68 |
1 |
65.86 |
2022-07-03 |
| 46. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
63.28 |
0.9864 |
1.1471 |
65 |
1 |
63.28 |
2022-07-03 |
| 47. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
29.98 |
1.0280 |
-0.0223 |
75 |
1 |
29.98 |
2020-12-26 |
| 48. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
22.96 |
0.8715 |
-0.0976 |
115 |
1 |
22.96 |
2020-12-26 |