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1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... 36.56 1.0548 -1.0643 81 2 34.75 2021-01-27
2. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... 36.39 1.0607 -1.0343 77 2 30.27 2021-01-28
3. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... 35.88 1.0848 -1.0879 63 3 32.14 2021-01-27
4. I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... 35.70 1.0778 -1.0219 122 1 35.70 2021-01-27
5. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... 35.37 1.0280 -1.0218 75 2 34.47 2021-01-26
6. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... 35.17 1.1237 -1.1095 71 2 30.97 2021-01-20
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... 34.43 1.0311 -1.0074 71 4 28.97 2021-01-26
8. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 34.24 1.0933 -1.0447 110 2 33.35 2021-01-26
9. A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... 33.69 1.0738 -1.0398 142 2 32.15 2021-01-26
10. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... 33.65 0.9534 -0.9493 74 3 29.64 2021-01-27
11. Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... 33.58 1.0908 -1.0659 162 3 31.30 2021-01-26
12. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 33.53 1.0756 -1.0598 56 1 33.53 2021-01-27
13. Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. 32.87 0.9439 -0.9635 59 3 30.01 2021-01-26
14. Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... 32.42 0.9825 -0.9861 89 4 27.02 2021-01-28
15. Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... 31.51 0.8967 -0.8769 85 4 24.55 2021-01-26
16. What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... 31.38 0.9864 -0.9624 65 1 31.38 2021-01-28
17. I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... 31.00 0.9609 -0.9657 142 1 31.00 2021-01-26
18. The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... 30.75 1.0040 -1.0295 107 1 30.75 2021-01-27
19. I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... 30.58 1.0103 -1.0054 89 1 30.58 2021-01-21
20. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... 30.36 1.1535 -1.2167 64 2 27.17 2021-01-20
21. Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... 30.31 1.0858 -1.0748 138 2 30.03 2021-01-27
22. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... 30.10 1.0406 -1.0154 63 3 28.49 2021-01-26
23. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 29.85 1.0814 -1.0597 110 1 29.85 2021-01-22
24. So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... 29.83 1.0283 -1.0108 120 2 26.70 2021-01-27
25. My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... 29.57 1.0966 -1.0910 121 1 29.57 2021-01-28
26. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... 29.52 1.1052 -1.0756 99 1 29.52 2021-01-26
27. Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... 29.47 1.0741 -1.0532 122 4 27.46 2021-01-26
28. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... 29.44 1.0388 -1.0292 106 1 29.44 2021-01-20
29. I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... 29.37 0.9413 -1.0719 131 2 26.59 2021-01-27
30. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... 29.33 0.9800 -0.9814 96 1 29.33 2021-01-26
31. A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... 29.33 0.9940 -0.9562 121 1 29.33 2021-01-22
32. You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... 28.80 1.0322 -1.0115 87 2 25.49 2021-01-22
33. What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... 28.78 0.9693 -0.9578 101 2 27.86 2021-01-28
34. A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... 28.67 0.9792 -0.9767 158 3 26.65 2021-01-27
35. Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... 28.67 1.0608 -0.9930 91 1 28.67 2021-01-27
36. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... 28.61 1.0977 -1.0879 117 1 28.61 2021-01-26
37. I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... 28.31 1.0453 -1.0281 114 3 25.60 2021-01-26
38. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... 28.24 1.0285 -1.0189 155 2 26.46 2021-01-26
39. How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. 27.91 0.9934 -0.9697 56 3 27.81 2021-01-26
40. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... 27.84 1.0476 -1.0470 138 1 27.84 2021-01-27
41. Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... 27.72 1.0318 -1.0108 119 2 25.12 2021-01-26
42. Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... 27.58 0.9556 -0.9433 79 3 24.79 2021-01-27
43. I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... 27.42 1.0233 -1.0166 188 1 27.42 2021-01-21
44. My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... 27.40 0.9903 -0.9827 121 2 23.63 2021-01-20
45. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... 27.37 1.0003 -0.9880 81 3 26.57 2021-01-26
46. What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... 27.05 1.0530 -1.0270 127 3 25.13 2021-01-26
47. I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... 26.84 1.0229 -1.0757 105 1 26.84 2021-01-27
48. What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... 26.26 0.9620 -0.9881 96 1 26.26 2021-01-26
49. I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... 26.19 0.9711 -0.9897 68 1 26.19 2021-01-28
50. Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... 25.04 1.0530 -1.0317 110 1 25.04 2021-01-21
51. And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... 24.32 0.9192 -0.9091 116 2 22.70 2021-01-26
52. A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... 24.25 0.8715 -0.8740 115 1 24.25 2021-01-28
53. One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... 23.74 0.9845 -0.9848 144 1 23.74 2021-01-26
54. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... 23.59 0.9009 -0.8922 129 1 23.59 2021-01-26
55. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... 23.48 0.9679 -0.9411 86 1 23.48 2021-01-21
56. I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... 21.96 0.9725 -0.9382 165 1 21.96 2021-01-22
57. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... 21.47 0.9816 -0.9633 79 1 21.47 2021-01-26
58. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. 20.40 1.0329 -1.0208 57 1 20.40 2021-01-20
59. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... 18.74 0.9893 -0.9684 66 1 18.74 2021-01-26
60. My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... 18.54 0.9873 -0.9775 107 1 18.54 2021-01-26
61. What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... 17.45 1.0628 -1.0283 68 1 17.45 2021-01-20