Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
36.56 |
1.0548 |
-1.0643 |
81 |
2 |
34.75 |
2021-01-27 |
2. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
36.39 |
1.0607 |
-1.0343 |
77 |
2 |
30.27 |
2021-01-28 |
3. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
35.88 |
1.0848 |
-1.0879 |
63 |
3 |
32.14 |
2021-01-27 |
4. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
35.70 |
1.0778 |
-1.0219 |
122 |
1 |
35.70 |
2021-01-27 |
5. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
35.37 |
1.0280 |
-1.0218 |
75 |
2 |
34.47 |
2021-01-26 |
6. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
35.17 |
1.1237 |
-1.1095 |
71 |
2 |
30.97 |
2021-01-20 |
7. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
34.43 |
1.0311 |
-1.0074 |
71 |
4 |
28.97 |
2021-01-26 |
8. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
34.24 |
1.0933 |
-1.0447 |
110 |
2 |
33.35 |
2021-01-26 |
9. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
33.69 |
1.0738 |
-1.0398 |
142 |
2 |
32.15 |
2021-01-26 |
10. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
33.65 |
0.9534 |
-0.9493 |
74 |
3 |
29.64 |
2021-01-27 |
11. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
33.58 |
1.0908 |
-1.0659 |
162 |
3 |
31.30 |
2021-01-26 |
12. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
33.53 |
1.0756 |
-1.0598 |
56 |
1 |
33.53 |
2021-01-27 |
13. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
32.87 |
0.9439 |
-0.9635 |
59 |
3 |
30.01 |
2021-01-26 |
14. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
32.42 |
0.9825 |
-0.9861 |
89 |
4 |
27.02 |
2021-01-28 |
15. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
31.51 |
0.8967 |
-0.8769 |
85 |
4 |
24.55 |
2021-01-26 |
16. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
31.38 |
0.9864 |
-0.9624 |
65 |
1 |
31.38 |
2021-01-28 |
17. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
31.00 |
0.9609 |
-0.9657 |
142 |
1 |
31.00 |
2021-01-26 |
18. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
30.75 |
1.0040 |
-1.0295 |
107 |
1 |
30.75 |
2021-01-27 |
19. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
30.58 |
1.0103 |
-1.0054 |
89 |
1 |
30.58 |
2021-01-21 |
20. |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... |
30.36 |
1.1535 |
-1.2167 |
64 |
2 |
27.17 |
2021-01-20 |
21. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
30.31 |
1.0858 |
-1.0748 |
138 |
2 |
30.03 |
2021-01-27 |
22. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
30.10 |
1.0406 |
-1.0154 |
63 |
3 |
28.49 |
2021-01-26 |
23. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
29.85 |
1.0814 |
-1.0597 |
110 |
1 |
29.85 |
2021-01-22 |
24. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
29.83 |
1.0283 |
-1.0108 |
120 |
2 |
26.70 |
2021-01-27 |
25. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
29.57 |
1.0966 |
-1.0910 |
121 |
1 |
29.57 |
2021-01-28 |
26. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
29.52 |
1.1052 |
-1.0756 |
99 |
1 |
29.52 |
2021-01-26 |
27. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
29.47 |
1.0741 |
-1.0532 |
122 |
4 |
27.46 |
2021-01-26 |
28. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
29.44 |
1.0388 |
-1.0292 |
106 |
1 |
29.44 |
2021-01-20 |
29. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
29.37 |
0.9413 |
-1.0719 |
131 |
2 |
26.59 |
2021-01-27 |
30. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
29.33 |
0.9800 |
-0.9814 |
96 |
1 |
29.33 |
2021-01-26 |
31. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
29.33 |
0.9940 |
-0.9562 |
121 |
1 |
29.33 |
2021-01-22 |
32. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
28.80 |
1.0322 |
-1.0115 |
87 |
2 |
25.49 |
2021-01-22 |
33. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
28.78 |
0.9693 |
-0.9578 |
101 |
2 |
27.86 |
2021-01-28 |
34. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
28.67 |
0.9792 |
-0.9767 |
158 |
3 |
26.65 |
2021-01-27 |
35. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
28.67 |
1.0608 |
-0.9930 |
91 |
1 |
28.67 |
2021-01-27 |
36. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
28.61 |
1.0977 |
-1.0879 |
117 |
1 |
28.61 |
2021-01-26 |
37. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
28.31 |
1.0453 |
-1.0281 |
114 |
3 |
25.60 |
2021-01-26 |
38. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
28.24 |
1.0285 |
-1.0189 |
155 |
2 |
26.46 |
2021-01-26 |
39. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
27.91 |
0.9934 |
-0.9697 |
56 |
3 |
27.81 |
2021-01-26 |
40. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
27.84 |
1.0476 |
-1.0470 |
138 |
1 |
27.84 |
2021-01-27 |
41. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
27.72 |
1.0318 |
-1.0108 |
119 |
2 |
25.12 |
2021-01-26 |
42. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
27.58 |
0.9556 |
-0.9433 |
79 |
3 |
24.79 |
2021-01-27 |
43. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
27.42 |
1.0233 |
-1.0166 |
188 |
1 |
27.42 |
2021-01-21 |
44. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
27.40 |
0.9903 |
-0.9827 |
121 |
2 |
23.63 |
2021-01-20 |
45. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
27.37 |
1.0003 |
-0.9880 |
81 |
3 |
26.57 |
2021-01-26 |
46. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
27.05 |
1.0530 |
-1.0270 |
127 |
3 |
25.13 |
2021-01-26 |
47. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
26.84 |
1.0229 |
-1.0757 |
105 |
1 |
26.84 |
2021-01-27 |
48. |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... |
26.26 |
0.9620 |
-0.9881 |
96 |
1 |
26.26 |
2021-01-26 |
49. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
26.19 |
0.9711 |
-0.9897 |
68 |
1 |
26.19 |
2021-01-28 |
50. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
25.04 |
1.0530 |
-1.0317 |
110 |
1 |
25.04 |
2021-01-21 |
51. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
24.32 |
0.9192 |
-0.9091 |
116 |
2 |
22.70 |
2021-01-26 |
52. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
24.25 |
0.8715 |
-0.8740 |
115 |
1 |
24.25 |
2021-01-28 |
53. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
23.74 |
0.9845 |
-0.9848 |
144 |
1 |
23.74 |
2021-01-26 |
54. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
23.59 |
0.9009 |
-0.8922 |
129 |
1 |
23.59 |
2021-01-26 |
55. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
23.48 |
0.9679 |
-0.9411 |
86 |
1 |
23.48 |
2021-01-21 |
56. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
21.96 |
0.9725 |
-0.9382 |
165 |
1 |
21.96 |
2021-01-22 |
57. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
21.47 |
0.9816 |
-0.9633 |
79 |
1 |
21.47 |
2021-01-26 |
58. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
20.40 |
1.0329 |
-1.0208 |
57 |
1 |
20.40 |
2021-01-20 |
59. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
18.74 |
0.9893 |
-0.9684 |
66 |
1 |
18.74 |
2021-01-26 |
60. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
18.54 |
0.9873 |
-0.9775 |
107 |
1 |
18.54 |
2021-01-26 |
61. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
17.45 |
1.0628 |
-1.0283 |
68 |
1 |
17.45 |
2021-01-20 |