Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
85.50 |
1.1052 |
0.1297 |
99 |
4 |
73.40 |
2021-01-31 |
2. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
85.42 |
1.0712 |
0.1654 |
114 |
3 |
72.31 |
2021-02-08 |
3. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
83.83 |
1.0670 |
0.1487 |
97 |
4 |
69.03 |
2021-01-31 |
4. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
83.04 |
1.0329 |
0.1834 |
57 |
5 |
64.28 |
2021-02-08 |
5. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
82.07 |
1.1237 |
0.0495 |
71 |
5 |
65.93 |
2021-02-08 |
6. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
81.90 |
1.0628 |
0.1261 |
68 |
2 |
76.84 |
2022-01-30 |
7. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
81.89 |
1.1460 |
0.0460 |
86 |
4 |
72.88 |
2021-02-08 |
8. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
80.52 |
1.0388 |
0.1214 |
106 |
3 |
70.66 |
2022-01-30 |
9. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
79.27 |
1.0607 |
0.0835 |
77 |
2 |
73.30 |
2021-01-31 |
10. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
78.01 |
0.9439 |
0.1708 |
59 |
3 |
66.46 |
2021-02-08 |
11. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
77.77 |
1.0142 |
0.1072 |
74 |
3 |
70.36 |
2021-01-31 |
12. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
76.97 |
1.0331 |
0.0817 |
93 |
2 |
76.23 |
2021-02-01 |
13. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
76.09 |
1.1314 |
-0.0402 |
67 |
2 |
71.87 |
2021-01-31 |
14. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
75.67 |
1.0129 |
0.0891 |
103 |
3 |
71.61 |
2021-02-08 |
15. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
75.57 |
1.0530 |
0.0434 |
110 |
3 |
68.85 |
2021-02-05 |
16. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
75.33 |
1.0933 |
-0.0057 |
110 |
4 |
65.57 |
2021-02-08 |
17. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
75.10 |
1.0908 |
-0.0056 |
162 |
3 |
69.82 |
2021-01-31 |
18. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
74.50 |
1.0501 |
0.0106 |
81 |
4 |
66.93 |
2021-01-31 |
19. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
74.49 |
1.0311 |
0.0450 |
71 |
2 |
68.76 |
2021-02-08 |
20. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
74.40 |
1.0966 |
-0.0343 |
121 |
4 |
68.80 |
2021-02-06 |
21. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
74.35 |
1.0406 |
0.0187 |
63 |
1 |
74.35 |
2021-02-06 |
22. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
74.06 |
1.0003 |
0.0647 |
81 |
4 |
66.40 |
2021-02-08 |
23. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
73.92 |
1.0436 |
0.0145 |
101 |
2 |
72.97 |
2021-01-31 |
24. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
73.82 |
1.0439 |
0.0194 |
90 |
1 |
73.82 |
2021-01-31 |
25. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
73.55 |
1.1084 |
-0.0517 |
81 |
4 |
69.77 |
2021-02-01 |
26. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
73.48 |
0.9556 |
0.1044 |
79 |
5 |
65.91 |
2021-02-01 |
27. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
73.17 |
0.9845 |
0.0793 |
144 |
1 |
73.17 |
2021-02-06 |
28. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
73.01 |
1.0120 |
0.0271 |
61 |
2 |
71.45 |
2021-01-31 |
29. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
71.98 |
0.9997 |
0.0327 |
82 |
3 |
62.98 |
2021-02-06 |
30. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
71.92 |
1.0814 |
-0.0543 |
110 |
3 |
68.43 |
2021-02-08 |
31. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
71.75 |
0.9934 |
0.0447 |
56 |
3 |
69.95 |
2021-02-01 |
32. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
71.13 |
1.0322 |
-0.0027 |
87 |
5 |
66.32 |
2021-02-01 |
33. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
70.76 |
0.9825 |
0.0407 |
89 |
4 |
65.40 |
2021-02-06 |
34. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
70.64 |
0.9796 |
0.0439 |
109 |
4 |
62.99 |
2021-02-01 |
35. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
70.41 |
1.0169 |
0.0020 |
53 |
1 |
70.41 |
2021-01-31 |
36. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
70.30 |
0.9864 |
0.0228 |
65 |
5 |
59.29 |
2021-02-08 |
37. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
70.19 |
0.9873 |
0.0275 |
107 |
1 |
70.19 |
2021-02-06 |
38. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
70.16 |
1.0977 |
-0.0843 |
117 |
3 |
67.91 |
2021-02-01 |
39. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
69.88 |
0.9413 |
0.0568 |
131 |
5 |
66.84 |
2021-02-06 |
40. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
69.76 |
1.0233 |
-0.0084 |
188 |
4 |
66.19 |
2021-02-08 |
41. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
69.29 |
1.0738 |
-0.0728 |
142 |
3 |
64.94 |
2021-02-08 |
42. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
69.29 |
1.0209 |
-0.0221 |
154 |
3 |
62.25 |
2021-02-01 |
43. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
69.23 |
0.9792 |
0.0227 |
158 |
1 |
69.23 |
2021-02-08 |
44. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
69.14 |
0.8715 |
0.1226 |
115 |
4 |
63.50 |
2021-02-01 |
45. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
68.89 |
1.0527 |
-0.0673 |
123 |
2 |
67.61 |
2021-02-08 |
46. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
68.83 |
0.9816 |
0.0110 |
79 |
1 |
68.83 |
2021-01-30 |
47. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
68.71 |
0.9009 |
0.0903 |
129 |
4 |
61.65 |
2021-02-06 |
48. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
68.64 |
1.0318 |
-0.0390 |
119 |
2 |
67.22 |
2021-02-01 |
49. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
68.05 |
0.9945 |
-0.0168 |
91 |
2 |
66.08 |
2021-02-01 |
50. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
67.96 |
0.9223 |
0.0738 |
64 |
4 |
66.25 |
2021-01-31 |
51. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
67.43 |
1.0040 |
-0.0318 |
107 |
1 |
67.43 |
2021-01-31 |
52. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
66.57 |
0.9998 |
-0.0300 |
55 |
3 |
61.87 |
2021-02-01 |
53. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
66.49 |
1.0231 |
-0.0643 |
103 |
2 |
65.29 |
2021-01-31 |
54. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
66.42 |
1.0457 |
-0.0916 |
223 |
1 |
66.42 |
2021-01-31 |
55. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
66.39 |
1.0103 |
-0.0532 |
89 |
2 |
65.66 |
2021-01-31 |
56. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
66.22 |
1.0181 |
-0.0604 |
66 |
3 |
58.77 |
2021-02-01 |
57. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
65.80 |
1.0283 |
-0.0754 |
120 |
5 |
60.27 |
2021-02-06 |
58. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
65.12 |
1.0453 |
-0.0984 |
114 |
1 |
65.12 |
2021-01-31 |
59. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
65.09 |
1.0685 |
-0.1266 |
103 |
1 |
65.09 |
2021-01-31 |
60. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
65.08 |
1.0113 |
-0.0870 |
79 |
2 |
59.96 |
2021-02-01 |
61. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
64.95 |
1.0756 |
-0.1416 |
56 |
2 |
62.57 |
2021-02-08 |
62. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
64.83 |
1.0608 |
-0.1381 |
91 |
2 |
64.41 |
2021-01-31 |
63. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
64.63 |
0.9725 |
-0.0346 |
165 |
1 |
64.63 |
2021-02-01 |
64. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
64.44 |
0.9899 |
-0.0511 |
96 |
1 |
64.44 |
2021-01-31 |
65. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
64.34 |
1.0337 |
-0.1016 |
119 |
1 |
64.34 |
2021-02-06 |
66. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
64.22 |
1.0524 |
-0.1174 |
113 |
1 |
64.22 |
2021-01-30 |
67. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
63.48 |
1.0425 |
-0.1205 |
97 |
1 |
63.48 |
2021-02-01 |
68. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
62.54 |
1.0229 |
-0.1144 |
105 |
2 |
61.38 |
2021-01-31 |
69. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
61.45 |
0.9714 |
-0.0777 |
146 |
1 |
61.45 |
2021-02-01 |
70. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
61.07 |
0.9679 |
-0.0814 |
86 |
1 |
61.07 |
2021-02-08 |
71. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
59.51 |
1.0848 |
-0.2274 |
63 |
2 |
57.25 |
2021-02-01 |
72. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
59.17 |
0.9926 |
-0.1384 |
143 |
1 |
59.17 |
2021-01-31 |
73. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
58.57 |
0.9711 |
-0.1366 |
68 |
1 |
58.57 |
2021-02-08 |
74. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
58.53 |
0.9609 |
-0.1137 |
142 |
3 |
56.18 |
2021-01-31 |
75. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
58.16 |
0.9693 |
-0.1283 |
101 |
2 |
55.53 |
2021-02-01 |
76. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
57.87 |
0.9534 |
-0.1223 |
74 |
2 |
57.34 |
2021-01-31 |
77. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
57.23 |
1.0778 |
-0.2424 |
122 |
2 |
54.84 |
2021-01-31 |
78. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
56.79 |
0.9893 |
-0.1767 |
66 |
2 |
55.77 |
2022-01-30 |
79. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
56.39 |
0.9903 |
-0.1771 |
121 |
2 |
56.10 |
2021-01-31 |
80. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
56.20 |
1.0314 |
-0.2219 |
53 |
2 |
53.84 |
2021-02-15 |