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1. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... 85.50 1.1052 0.1297 99 4 73.40 2021-01-31
2. What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... 85.42 1.0712 0.1654 114 3 72.31 2021-02-08
3. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... 83.83 1.0670 0.1487 97 4 69.03 2021-01-31
4. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. 83.04 1.0329 0.1834 57 5 64.28 2021-02-08
5. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... 82.07 1.1237 0.0495 71 5 65.93 2021-02-08
6. What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... 81.90 1.0628 0.1261 68 2 76.84 2022-01-30
7. I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... 81.89 1.1460 0.0460 86 4 72.88 2021-02-08
8. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... 80.52 1.0388 0.1214 106 3 70.66 2022-01-30
9. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... 79.27 1.0607 0.0835 77 2 73.30 2021-01-31
10. Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. 78.01 0.9439 0.1708 59 3 66.46 2021-02-08
11. Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... 77.77 1.0142 0.1072 74 3 70.36 2021-01-31
12. Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... 76.97 1.0331 0.0817 93 2 76.23 2021-02-01
13. My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... 76.09 1.1314 -0.0402 67 2 71.87 2021-01-31
14. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... 75.67 1.0129 0.0891 103 3 71.61 2021-02-08
15. Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... 75.57 1.0530 0.0434 110 3 68.85 2021-02-05
16. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 75.33 1.0933 -0.0057 110 4 65.57 2021-02-08
17. Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... 75.10 1.0908 -0.0056 162 3 69.82 2021-01-31
18. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... 74.50 1.0501 0.0106 81 4 66.93 2021-01-31
19. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... 74.49 1.0311 0.0450 71 2 68.76 2021-02-08
20. My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... 74.40 1.0966 -0.0343 121 4 68.80 2021-02-06
21. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... 74.35 1.0406 0.0187 63 1 74.35 2021-02-06
22. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... 74.06 1.0003 0.0647 81 4 66.40 2021-02-08
23. I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... 73.92 1.0436 0.0145 101 2 72.97 2021-01-31
24. I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... 73.82 1.0439 0.0194 90 1 73.82 2021-01-31
25. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... 73.55 1.1084 -0.0517 81 4 69.77 2021-02-01
26. Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... 73.48 0.9556 0.1044 79 5 65.91 2021-02-01
27. One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... 73.17 0.9845 0.0793 144 1 73.17 2021-02-06
28. How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. 73.01 1.0120 0.0271 61 2 71.45 2021-01-31
29. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... 71.98 0.9997 0.0327 82 3 62.98 2021-02-06
30. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 71.92 1.0814 -0.0543 110 3 68.43 2021-02-08
31. How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. 71.75 0.9934 0.0447 56 3 69.95 2021-02-01
32. You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... 71.13 1.0322 -0.0027 87 5 66.32 2021-02-01
33. Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... 70.76 0.9825 0.0407 89 4 65.40 2021-02-06
34. I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... 70.64 0.9796 0.0439 109 4 62.99 2021-02-01
35. Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. 70.41 1.0169 0.0020 53 1 70.41 2021-01-31
36. What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... 70.30 0.9864 0.0228 65 5 59.29 2021-02-08
37. My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... 70.19 0.9873 0.0275 107 1 70.19 2021-02-06
38. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... 70.16 1.0977 -0.0843 117 3 67.91 2021-02-01
39. I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... 69.88 0.9413 0.0568 131 5 66.84 2021-02-06
40. I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... 69.76 1.0233 -0.0084 188 4 66.19 2021-02-08
41. A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... 69.29 1.0738 -0.0728 142 3 64.94 2021-02-08
42. What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... 69.29 1.0209 -0.0221 154 3 62.25 2021-02-01
43. A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... 69.23 0.9792 0.0227 158 1 69.23 2021-02-08
44. A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... 69.14 0.8715 0.1226 115 4 63.50 2021-02-01
45. Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... 68.89 1.0527 -0.0673 123 2 67.61 2021-02-08
46. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... 68.83 0.9816 0.0110 79 1 68.83 2021-01-30
47. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... 68.71 0.9009 0.0903 129 4 61.65 2021-02-06
48. Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... 68.64 1.0318 -0.0390 119 2 67.22 2021-02-01
49. Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... 68.05 0.9945 -0.0168 91 2 66.08 2021-02-01
50. What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... 67.96 0.9223 0.0738 64 4 66.25 2021-01-31
51. The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... 67.43 1.0040 -0.0318 107 1 67.43 2021-01-31
52. How does the solar system organize a party They planet! 66.57 0.9998 -0.0300 55 3 61.87 2021-02-01
53. A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... 66.49 1.0231 -0.0643 103 2 65.29 2021-01-31
54. An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... 66.42 1.0457 -0.0916 223 1 66.42 2021-01-31
55. I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... 66.39 1.0103 -0.0532 89 2 65.66 2021-01-31
56. What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... 66.22 1.0181 -0.0604 66 3 58.77 2021-02-01
57. So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... 65.80 1.0283 -0.0754 120 5 60.27 2021-02-06
58. I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... 65.12 1.0453 -0.0984 114 1 65.12 2021-01-31
59. Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... 65.09 1.0685 -0.1266 103 1 65.09 2021-01-31
60. What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... 65.08 1.0113 -0.0870 79 2 59.96 2021-02-01
61. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 64.95 1.0756 -0.1416 56 2 62.57 2021-02-08
62. Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... 64.83 1.0608 -0.1381 91 2 64.41 2021-01-31
63. I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... 64.63 0.9725 -0.0346 165 1 64.63 2021-02-01
64. This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... 64.44 0.9899 -0.0511 96 1 64.44 2021-01-31
65. Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... 64.34 1.0337 -0.1016 119 1 64.34 2021-02-06
66. I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... 64.22 1.0524 -0.1174 113 1 64.22 2021-01-30
67. What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... 63.48 1.0425 -0.1205 97 1 63.48 2021-02-01
68. I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... 62.54 1.0229 -0.1144 105 2 61.38 2021-01-31
69. Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... 61.45 0.9714 -0.0777 146 1 61.45 2021-02-01
70. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... 61.07 0.9679 -0.0814 86 1 61.07 2021-02-08
71. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... 59.51 1.0848 -0.2274 63 2 57.25 2021-02-01
72. Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... 59.17 0.9926 -0.1384 143 1 59.17 2021-01-31
73. I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... 58.57 0.9711 -0.1366 68 1 58.57 2021-02-08
74. I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... 58.53 0.9609 -0.1137 142 3 56.18 2021-01-31
75. What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... 58.16 0.9693 -0.1283 101 2 55.53 2021-02-01
76. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... 57.87 0.9534 -0.1223 74 2 57.34 2021-01-31
77. I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... 57.23 1.0778 -0.2424 122 2 54.84 2021-01-31
78. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... 56.79 0.9893 -0.1767 66 2 55.77 2022-01-30
79. My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... 56.39 0.9903 -0.1771 121 2 56.10 2021-01-31
80. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. 56.20 1.0314 -0.2219 53 2 53.84 2021-02-15