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1. Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... 95.62 1.0530 0.8946 110 4 66.97 2022-08-14
2. Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... 76.89 1.0741 0.4881 122 6 55.92 2022-08-14
3. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... 76.09 1.0388 0.5034 106 4 59.80 2022-08-14
4. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... 74.75 1.0129 0.5162 103 2 60.14 2022-08-14
5. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... 72.83 1.0476 0.4352 138 2 61.98 2022-08-14
6. Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... 71.42 0.9825 0.4698 89 3 58.58 2022-08-14
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... 70.89 1.0311 0.4125 71 3 50.11 2022-08-14
8. Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... 64.44 1.0908 0.2207 162 2 57.98 2021-03-05
9. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... 62.09 1.0003 0.2583 81 3 52.55 2022-08-14
10. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... 60.99 1.1084 0.1299 81 2 48.66 2021-02-24
11. I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... 60.48 1.0229 0.2105 105 1 60.48 2021-02-24
12. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... 60.39 1.1052 0.1222 99 6 53.65 2021-03-05
13. What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... 60.11 1.0187 0.2083 106 1 60.11 2022-08-14
14. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 58.93 1.0933 0.1023 110 2 51.56 2021-01-20
15. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... 58.55 1.0280 0.1524 75 1 58.55 2021-02-24
16. What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... 57.64 1.0712 0.1044 114 1 57.64 2021-01-20
17. A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... 57.17 1.0231 0.1392 103 2 52.92 2022-08-14
18. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. 57.09 1.0329 0.1422 57 2 49.35 2021-02-24
19. What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... 56.90 1.0628 0.0974 68 5 47.51 2021-02-24
20. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... 56.58 1.0607 0.0891 77 4 50.14 2021-02-24
21. What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... 55.45 0.9693 0.1588 101 2 47.26 2022-08-14
22. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... 55.27 1.1237 -0.0070 71 3 48.69 2021-02-24
23. I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... 54.59 0.9796 0.1359 109 3 43.54 2021-03-05
24. I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... 54.54 1.0453 0.0706 114 4 49.17 2021-02-24
25. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 53.96 1.0814 0.0062 110 3 49.62 2021-03-05
26. Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... 53.83 1.0318 0.0636 119 4 48.18 2021-01-20
27. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 53.20 1.0756 0.0020 56 3 48.08 2021-01-18
28. What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... 52.53 1.0113 0.0449 79 2 50.59 2021-03-05
29. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... 52.50 0.9893 0.0726 66 1 52.50 2021-01-20
30. Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... 51.93 1.0142 0.0393 74 1 51.93 2021-02-24
31. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... 51.92 1.0977 -0.0423 117 2 51.05 2021-02-24
32. What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... 51.59 0.9620 0.0849 96 1 51.59 2021-01-20
33. A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... 51.55 1.0738 -0.0268 142 2 49.60 2021-01-20
34. I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... 51.03 0.9609 0.0776 142 1 51.03 2021-02-24
35. Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... 50.81 1.0685 -0.0285 103 1 50.81 2021-02-24
36. I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... 50.18 1.0233 0.0031 188 1 50.18 2021-03-05
37. I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... 50.16 0.9725 0.0516 165 5 44.11 2021-03-05
38. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... 50.11 0.9816 0.0361 79 1 50.11 2021-02-24
39. You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... 49.95 1.0322 -0.0137 87 1 49.95 2021-02-24
40. One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... 49.68 0.9845 0.0316 144 3 45.53 2021-01-20
41. I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... 49.63 1.0778 -0.0607 122 1 49.63 2021-02-24
42. And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... 48.21 0.9192 0.0682 116 1 48.21 2021-02-24
43. What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... 48.16 1.0209 -0.0436 154 3 46.62 2021-03-05
44. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... 47.91 1.0670 -0.0884 97 1 47.91 2021-01-18
45. Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... 47.79 1.0858 -0.1051 138 3 45.41 2021-02-24
46. The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... 47.76 1.0040 -0.0370 107 1 47.76 2021-03-05
47. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... 47.22 0.9679 -0.0064 86 5 45.24 2021-03-05
48. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... 46.72 0.9997 -0.0502 82 1 46.72 2021-01-20
49. I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... 46.68 1.0103 -0.0640 89 1 46.68 2021-01-18
50. I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... 46.57 1.0524 -0.0971 113 1 46.57 2021-02-24
51. My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... 46.43 0.9903 -0.0468 121 1 46.43 2021-01-20
52. What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... 46.11 1.0530 -0.1238 127 2 43.81 2021-01-20
53. How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. 45.68 1.0120 -0.0944 61 1 45.68 2021-02-24
54. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... 45.37 1.0848 -0.1687 63 2 41.55 2021-02-24
55. This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... 44.65 0.9899 -0.0738 96 3 40.70 2021-03-05
56. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... 44.54 1.0406 -0.1463 63 1 44.54 2021-01-19
57. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... 44.04 0.9009 -0.0028 129 3 42.37 2021-01-20
58. So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... 42.75 1.0283 -0.1549 120 3 37.83 2021-02-24
59. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... 42.04 0.9534 -0.1028 74 1 42.04 2021-01-20
60. Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... 41.98 0.9714 -0.1133 146 2 41.76 2021-03-05
61. Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. 41.23 0.9439 -0.1140 59 1 41.23 2021-02-24
62. A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... 40.89 0.9792 -0.1484 158 2 38.17 2021-01-18
63. Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... 39.16 1.0527 -0.2650 123 1 39.16 2021-02-24
64. Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... 38.81 0.8967 -0.1137 85 1 38.81 2021-01-20
65. Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... 38.79 1.0626 -0.2753 74 1 38.79 2021-01-18
66. My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... 38.65 0.9873 -0.1993 107 2 37.07 2021-01-20
67. Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. 36.00 1.0169 -0.2807 53 2 35.93 2021-02-24
68. Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... 35.58 0.9556 -0.2345 79 1 35.58 2021-01-18
69. A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... 33.91 0.8715 -0.1856 115 1 33.91 2021-01-20