Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
95.62 |
1.0530 |
0.8946 |
110 |
4 |
66.97 |
2022-08-14 |
2. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
76.89 |
1.0741 |
0.4881 |
122 |
6 |
55.92 |
2022-08-14 |
3. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
76.09 |
1.0388 |
0.5034 |
106 |
4 |
59.80 |
2022-08-14 |
4. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
74.75 |
1.0129 |
0.5162 |
103 |
2 |
60.14 |
2022-08-14 |
5. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
72.83 |
1.0476 |
0.4352 |
138 |
2 |
61.98 |
2022-08-14 |
6. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
71.42 |
0.9825 |
0.4698 |
89 |
3 |
58.58 |
2022-08-14 |
7. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
70.89 |
1.0311 |
0.4125 |
71 |
3 |
50.11 |
2022-08-14 |
8. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
64.44 |
1.0908 |
0.2207 |
162 |
2 |
57.98 |
2021-03-05 |
9. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
62.09 |
1.0003 |
0.2583 |
81 |
3 |
52.55 |
2022-08-14 |
10. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
60.99 |
1.1084 |
0.1299 |
81 |
2 |
48.66 |
2021-02-24 |
11. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
60.48 |
1.0229 |
0.2105 |
105 |
1 |
60.48 |
2021-02-24 |
12. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
60.39 |
1.1052 |
0.1222 |
99 |
6 |
53.65 |
2021-03-05 |
13. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
60.11 |
1.0187 |
0.2083 |
106 |
1 |
60.11 |
2022-08-14 |
14. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
58.93 |
1.0933 |
0.1023 |
110 |
2 |
51.56 |
2021-01-20 |
15. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
58.55 |
1.0280 |
0.1524 |
75 |
1 |
58.55 |
2021-02-24 |
16. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
57.64 |
1.0712 |
0.1044 |
114 |
1 |
57.64 |
2021-01-20 |
17. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
57.17 |
1.0231 |
0.1392 |
103 |
2 |
52.92 |
2022-08-14 |
18. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
57.09 |
1.0329 |
0.1422 |
57 |
2 |
49.35 |
2021-02-24 |
19. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
56.90 |
1.0628 |
0.0974 |
68 |
5 |
47.51 |
2021-02-24 |
20. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
56.58 |
1.0607 |
0.0891 |
77 |
4 |
50.14 |
2021-02-24 |
21. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
55.45 |
0.9693 |
0.1588 |
101 |
2 |
47.26 |
2022-08-14 |
22. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
55.27 |
1.1237 |
-0.0070 |
71 |
3 |
48.69 |
2021-02-24 |
23. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
54.59 |
0.9796 |
0.1359 |
109 |
3 |
43.54 |
2021-03-05 |
24. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
54.54 |
1.0453 |
0.0706 |
114 |
4 |
49.17 |
2021-02-24 |
25. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
53.96 |
1.0814 |
0.0062 |
110 |
3 |
49.62 |
2021-03-05 |
26. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
53.83 |
1.0318 |
0.0636 |
119 |
4 |
48.18 |
2021-01-20 |
27. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
53.20 |
1.0756 |
0.0020 |
56 |
3 |
48.08 |
2021-01-18 |
28. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
52.53 |
1.0113 |
0.0449 |
79 |
2 |
50.59 |
2021-03-05 |
29. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
52.50 |
0.9893 |
0.0726 |
66 |
1 |
52.50 |
2021-01-20 |
30. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
51.93 |
1.0142 |
0.0393 |
74 |
1 |
51.93 |
2021-02-24 |
31. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
51.92 |
1.0977 |
-0.0423 |
117 |
2 |
51.05 |
2021-02-24 |
32. |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... |
51.59 |
0.9620 |
0.0849 |
96 |
1 |
51.59 |
2021-01-20 |
33. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
51.55 |
1.0738 |
-0.0268 |
142 |
2 |
49.60 |
2021-01-20 |
34. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
51.03 |
0.9609 |
0.0776 |
142 |
1 |
51.03 |
2021-02-24 |
35. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
50.81 |
1.0685 |
-0.0285 |
103 |
1 |
50.81 |
2021-02-24 |
36. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
50.18 |
1.0233 |
0.0031 |
188 |
1 |
50.18 |
2021-03-05 |
37. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
50.16 |
0.9725 |
0.0516 |
165 |
5 |
44.11 |
2021-03-05 |
38. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
50.11 |
0.9816 |
0.0361 |
79 |
1 |
50.11 |
2021-02-24 |
39. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
49.95 |
1.0322 |
-0.0137 |
87 |
1 |
49.95 |
2021-02-24 |
40. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
49.68 |
0.9845 |
0.0316 |
144 |
3 |
45.53 |
2021-01-20 |
41. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
49.63 |
1.0778 |
-0.0607 |
122 |
1 |
49.63 |
2021-02-24 |
42. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
48.21 |
0.9192 |
0.0682 |
116 |
1 |
48.21 |
2021-02-24 |
43. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
48.16 |
1.0209 |
-0.0436 |
154 |
3 |
46.62 |
2021-03-05 |
44. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
47.91 |
1.0670 |
-0.0884 |
97 |
1 |
47.91 |
2021-01-18 |
45. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
47.79 |
1.0858 |
-0.1051 |
138 |
3 |
45.41 |
2021-02-24 |
46. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
47.76 |
1.0040 |
-0.0370 |
107 |
1 |
47.76 |
2021-03-05 |
47. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
47.22 |
0.9679 |
-0.0064 |
86 |
5 |
45.24 |
2021-03-05 |
48. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
46.72 |
0.9997 |
-0.0502 |
82 |
1 |
46.72 |
2021-01-20 |
49. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
46.68 |
1.0103 |
-0.0640 |
89 |
1 |
46.68 |
2021-01-18 |
50. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
46.57 |
1.0524 |
-0.0971 |
113 |
1 |
46.57 |
2021-02-24 |
51. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
46.43 |
0.9903 |
-0.0468 |
121 |
1 |
46.43 |
2021-01-20 |
52. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
46.11 |
1.0530 |
-0.1238 |
127 |
2 |
43.81 |
2021-01-20 |
53. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
45.68 |
1.0120 |
-0.0944 |
61 |
1 |
45.68 |
2021-02-24 |
54. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
45.37 |
1.0848 |
-0.1687 |
63 |
2 |
41.55 |
2021-02-24 |
55. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
44.65 |
0.9899 |
-0.0738 |
96 |
3 |
40.70 |
2021-03-05 |
56. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
44.54 |
1.0406 |
-0.1463 |
63 |
1 |
44.54 |
2021-01-19 |
57. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
44.04 |
0.9009 |
-0.0028 |
129 |
3 |
42.37 |
2021-01-20 |
58. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
42.75 |
1.0283 |
-0.1549 |
120 |
3 |
37.83 |
2021-02-24 |
59. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
42.04 |
0.9534 |
-0.1028 |
74 |
1 |
42.04 |
2021-01-20 |
60. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
41.98 |
0.9714 |
-0.1133 |
146 |
2 |
41.76 |
2021-03-05 |
61. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
41.23 |
0.9439 |
-0.1140 |
59 |
1 |
41.23 |
2021-02-24 |
62. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
40.89 |
0.9792 |
-0.1484 |
158 |
2 |
38.17 |
2021-01-18 |
63. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
39.16 |
1.0527 |
-0.2650 |
123 |
1 |
39.16 |
2021-02-24 |
64. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
38.81 |
0.8967 |
-0.1137 |
85 |
1 |
38.81 |
2021-01-20 |
65. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
38.79 |
1.0626 |
-0.2753 |
74 |
1 |
38.79 |
2021-01-18 |
66. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
38.65 |
0.9873 |
-0.1993 |
107 |
2 |
37.07 |
2021-01-20 |
67. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
36.00 |
1.0169 |
-0.2807 |
53 |
2 |
35.93 |
2021-02-24 |
68. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
35.58 |
0.9556 |
-0.2345 |
79 |
1 |
35.58 |
2021-01-18 |
69. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
33.91 |
0.8715 |
-0.1856 |
115 |
1 |
33.91 |
2021-01-20 |